Stab a Pig

1. To pick a fat girl up from a bar or club, take her home and fuck her. This almost always comes into play for a regular guy when he's been on a dry spell for awhile and has taken a hit to his confidence. Therefore, he goes out and bangs any fat chick that needs attention to boost his confidence and return him to his prior glory - going out to pick up hot sluts.

2. To bang one of the fat straggler chicks left at the bar or club late at night simply because your drunk and horny and all the hot chicks have gone home.

"Bro, there were no more hotties left at club last night so I had to stab a pig"

by No, I'm Cuddy13 May 24, 2009

belly stab

Laughing so hard your stomach starts to hurt.
To laugh uncontrollably till the point it causes pain.
Laughing pains.
Something that is funny.

That joke you told the other day was such a belly stab.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

secret stab

When someone makes a comment or does an action that doesn't seem to be mean, but upon further thought is hurtful or disrespectful.

Girl 1: I really want a puppy. I want something to play with
Girl 2: Why dont you get a boyfriend insted.
Girl 1: Girl you know I cant keep a boyfriend... hmm did you just secret stab me?

by Fruit pie June 12, 2009

Extra-Cab Stab

Fucking a girl in an extra cab pick up truck through the back window

I was extra-cab stabbed the other night; there are ball marks on my window

by extracabstab September 15, 2013

stab lab

A plasma donation center.

John: "What happened to your arm?"
Sarah: "I went to the stab lab on Main Street."
John: "Why?"
Sarah: "I got $20 for donating plasma."

by Mæth November 25, 2015

ram's stab

When you have acute pain in the stomach side due to explosive diarrhea. Holding the diarrhea inside will make it feel as though a ram has stabbed your side with it's horns (either side). It should be painful and unrelenting, just like the full force of a ram's stab.

Yesterday I ate a Double Down on KFC and .... oh boy... I feel the ram's stab!!! I'll be right back....

by AndThePartyGoesOn October 11, 2018

stab sticked

When two guys thrust their dicks together with force.

“Look, my dick is all red”
“ How did that happen?”
“I was stab sticked”

by The Gadgie April 13, 2019