spooner-d

a religion in which u must masterbate before the school bus comes in the morning

nasty natural nadnerb jerking off every morning before the bus gets to his house

by im anthony April 14, 2004

Simon Spooner

Usually hairy bald men. These creatures do not feel pain, but are very susceptible to the common cold and will weep in solitude for hours.

These men have no testicles.

That guys such a Simon Spooner!

by Everyone...deal with it. September 23, 2011

sooners

one of the greatest football teams in the NCAA. in what's accepted as the modern era of the sport (1945 - )the sooners currently hold the record for the most wins and have the highest winning percentage of any team.

"the sooners lost?? there must be a blue moon tonight"

by stg60913b February 18, 2010

Spooner

Small town in Wisconsin, population 2653 (including the cows). Full of nothing but strung out potheads, stuck-up preps, and people who will never leave. Rumors spread like wildfire, and probably exceed the population. Not much to do, and nothing much to look forward to.

"I'm so sick of this small town drama"
"Well... you do live in Spooner"

"I want to go to a good college!!"
"Dude, you're not going anywhere living here."

by SickOfTheSmallTown November 6, 2011

Serial Spooner

An individual who indulges in multiple spooning sessions.
Some believe this to be a loveable characteristic but it is, however, an incureable disease.

The only known ways of remedying such an illness are listed as followed:

1) Removing all spoons from the surrounding area

2) Substituting spoons for other cutlery (i.e forks or

spatulas)

3) Persistant name calling and abuse, as followed...

That Ryan Farrant is a Serial Spooner and must be stopped

by Jazz Cat Epic January 17, 2011

Bill Spooner

Bill Spooner is one of two awesome guitar players in an 80’s band called The Tubes. Bill is a really cool dropout dude that has terrible grammar and I don’t know him but I know Roger Steen the other guitar player in the band. Bill has wild Jet black hair and is Very nice looking.

Bill Spooner is so cool dude

by 80’s Kid July 19, 2019

Spoonerism

To have an aneurysm while spooning.

"He started to have a spoonerism last night when we were spooning."

by a babies goad April 4, 2017