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sniffing the paint

When you sniff a girls vagina so hard her pussy lips get sucked into your nostrils and she orgasms.
Jenna got drunk last friday and told her girlfriend's Garrett spent the whole thursday sniffing the paint.
by BigPapiDaddyGrande May 13, 2015
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paddle sniffing

The act of looking at your opponents screen or playbook in a video game to gain an advantage.

In football video games, paddle sniffing is achieved by trying to figure out your opponents play they're going to pick by looking at your playbook. In split screen games like Halo or Mario Kart, one paddle sniffs by looking at the action on their screen to be able to find them to fuck their shit up.

The ethics of Paddle Sniffing is quite controversial. Some argue that anything is on the screen is fair game to use to their advantage. Yet the majority opinion is that Paddle Sniffing is for pussies and is used only if the Paddle Sniffer sucks at the game and that's the only way to be able to win.

Paddle Sniffing is often times accompanied by extreme douche-baggery, whereas, major studs are usually known to never paddle sniff.
victim: You knew I was about to run the option, you Paddle Sniffing mother fucker. Grow up and run your defense like you know anything about football.

paddle sniffing dickhead: Hah, I totally paddle sniffed you being in that corner and that's how knew to snipe you there.
by beeps pa April 9, 2009
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moon stiffing

The act of having your penis accidentally slip out of a vagina during intercourse and then, in an attempt to re-enter the vagina, entering the anus.
"The sex was going good until I moon-stiffed her and then we both screamed."
"Damn, moon stiffing sucks."
by BobbyGoodrapes April 30, 2014
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Rod Stiffington

A Joke name used in crank calls that insinuates a man with an erection. Name first used by Richard Christy and partner Sal the Stock broker of the Howard Stern Show
Hi I'm Rod Stiffington do you have any cumquats for sales?
by Wayne Slappy December 13, 2015
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George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs

Specially bred dogs you can buy or steal who are trained to unceremoniously introduce you to famous and infamous politicians and celebrities when you lack the usual “ins” of an actually wealthy person.
I got myself one of them George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs in order to disarm famous folks and talk to them for a few magic moments, just long enough for my friend here to take a really good picture for my FB page!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023
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stiffing

To fail to pay someone what you owe them or should have rightfully paid them but didn’t technically owe.
He was stiffing his waitress by not tipping her after ordering a 100dollar meal.
by rsaylors June 3, 2006
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sniffington

A name for a person whom sniffs and or enjoys sniffing. Can be used as a random expression; "SNIFFINGTON"!!
You are a great big sniffington.
by ellliza September 13, 2007
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