When instead of wiping your ass after shitting, you push your penis through your legs and piss on your asshole, successfully cleaning yourself from left-over feces residue in your ass-crack
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sphincter grease /ˈsfɪŋktər - grees (n.):
1. The resulting oily residue as having been rendered from an abnormally abundant and unkempt conglomeration of "swass" (aka. ass sweat).
-This advanced state of natural anal lubricant can typically be found on most hippies, destination vacation attendees, and hobos, and is commonly noted as the 2nd natural state of anal condensation, the first being "swass" and the 3rd being "ass butter." Sublimation is possible in extreme cases, however highly unlikely as sphincter grease plays an integral role in springboarding swass into a semi petrolic, pre-gelatinous state necessary for the achievement of ass butter.
1. The resulting oily residue as having been rendered from an abnormally abundant and unkempt conglomeration of "swass" (aka. ass sweat).
-This advanced state of natural anal lubricant can typically be found on most hippies, destination vacation attendees, and hobos, and is commonly noted as the 2nd natural state of anal condensation, the first being "swass" and the 3rd being "ass butter." Sublimation is possible in extreme cases, however highly unlikely as sphincter grease plays an integral role in springboarding swass into a semi petrolic, pre-gelatinous state necessary for the achievement of ass butter.
I wouldn't be sliding all over this god damned linoleum car seat if it weren't for all this fucking sphincter grease
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a) resulting from being in a tense or pressured situation
b) being uptight or generally harsh
a) resulting from being in a tense or pressured situation
b) being uptight or generally harsh
Mike is totally sphincter tight about his job review.
Dude, my dad is being completely sphincter tight about letting me use the good car Saturday night.
Dude, my dad is being completely sphincter tight about letting me use the good car Saturday night.
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Get the sphincter tight mug.When ones sphinster muscle has been clenched for an extended period of time causing the sphincter muscle to contract and relax rapidly thus resulting in loss of clenching ability where by feces is released through the anus.
While Greg was boating in the middle of Lake Arthur he had to poop, he clenched for so long that he finally succumbed to sphincter fatigue and shit his shorts!
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