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sparta!!!

1. to kick some one annoying straight in the chest whilst shouting
"THIS IS SPARTAAA"
or
"FOR SPARTAAAAA"

2. to ejaculate in a woman/girls vagina then stand up, shout "THIS IS SPARTAAAAA" and boot them out of bed.
or
just before you ejaculate, kick the woman/girl out of bed and shout "THIS IS SPARTAAAAA"
and ejaculate on them
1. sparta!!!
(jane) *stop poking me*
(carl) *or what?*
(jane) THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAA!!!
*kicks in the chest*

2.sparta!!!
(jane) AAAAAAHHHH
(carl) oh yeah im fucking you good
(jane) OOOOOOOO
(carl) Im gna come
(jane) AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*carl comes*
(jane) is that it?
(carl) Is that it? IS THAT IT? THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA
*kicks out of bed* (preferably through a window)
sparta!!! by Marcus Colley March 25, 2008
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Sparta is a town in North Jersey where kids go to town and pretend to skate but they really suck. I know cuz i live there. We go hang out at Frank's pizza and the newly built Panera Bread. All the emos hang out at Dunkin Donuts, and they go in the bathroom to do drugs. They think they are cool but, they are gay. Our 7th graders are digraces, doing every drug immaginable. We have a lot of snowboarders who go to Mountain Creek, the worst mountain immaginable. Also there are kids who think they are cool in marching band who do drugs before every practice, they are all fags. But Sparta is pretty cool if you come here you may like it, but if not dont make a deffinition unless you really know what it is like.
Yo where you from?
Sparta
Wow you're a fag!
Sparta by PEYAH! May 7, 2007
This town is a place where parents are blind and kids are fake. This town is more fictional than Hollywood. Hell, our town motto should be "Even our lake is fake."-cuz it was built and paid for with money-just like all the "friendships" here. Rich kids cant get in trouble here-Cuz the rich parents will have the ass of anyone who yells at their baby. The town votes to get rid of the basketball coarts so the jocks can have ANOTHER football field. And the town cant even vote to build a new school that has working heat and A.C. And it doesnt matter if u live in a shack on .4 acres of land-ur gonna pay as much taxes as a millionare on Lake Mohawk would. If ur not rich-u get used-if u havent been used yet-they havent noticed u yet
FRIDAY NIGHT IN SPARTA
-Hey mommy-can i go over to tom's?
-Sure baby.
TWO HOURS LATER...and two fights and two packs of bud and two grams later
-Dude-i dont look too wasted do i?
-Wuh...whats ur name dude???
a town in jersey where all of the inhabitors think they are the sh**s and all thetowns around it think of them as spoiled rich people the minority percentile is like a mere .0003%
spartan- Yo homie wats popping yo lets get high this weekend because that the only thing we can do!
sparta by kljh April 22, 2006
a nice ass town in jersey which everyone hates because some of us are a little rich and yes we have our snobs but most of us are cool people. everyone thinks that we all smoke weed and alot of us do but hey we win all our sports so u got beat by a bunch of pot heads congratulations. our cops have no life and bother us when they really should bother the kids who have no life and who aren't even from our town who come to it just to tell us we are gay when they are drivin a piece of crap and drove 20 minutes to get there on a weekend just to tell us that cause they are jealous that we have cool stuff in our town and they don't
other kid: wow you guys are from sparta wow u guys are gay

sparta kids: we're gay you don't see us coming to your town just to diss you cause we have nothing better to do

other kid: speachless and drives away in his piece of crap minivan
sparta by ~~E~~~~Y~~~ October 5, 2007
Sparta is a rich white bred town full of kids with their heads up their own asses. I just moved here from Bergen County and all I hear is these faggots whine about their stupid problems. Like how "daddy didn't buy me that BMW" or "my life is so hard because i don't have a credit card at the age of 16." These kids are such pussies and are in need of a serious dose of reality and serious ass kickings. I can also count every minority in this town on my one hand. These kids also don't realize that everyone thinks that they're such faggots. Whenever I tell people in Sussex County that I live here they say things like "ouch" or "get away from me" or "i'm so sorry." I can't wait until i'm 18 so i can get the fuck away from these losers and their fucking ugly girls.
Next time your in Sparta beat up the first kid you see chances are they deserve it.
sparta by Fresh Y May 15, 2006
A nice quiet town Northwest of Grand Rapids, Michigan. Actually considered a "Diamond in the Rough" academically because it has kind of flown below the radar for years. Most "Pretentious" people from the Grand Rapids area look down upon the residents of Sparta, considering them trash and incompetent. The people of Sparta are known for their fanatical Blue Collar work ethic and think that the "Pretentious" attitudes of surrounding areas stem from the fact that Spartans tend to be on the lower end of the workforce totem pole. The nice people of Sparta are fine with and almost welcome this attitude, as it keeps most people from venturing "north" to explore. Sparta is an example of one of those small towns where most people know each other and you can't seem to walk down the street without bumping into a few friends. People live comfortably amongst each each in this town, a place where you can still keep the doors unlocked at night (albeit, there is trouble from time to time as there is in most places). The town mascot is the obvious - The Spartan. Athletic teams are now competitive in most sports, something this quiet little village couldn't claim in recent years. However there is an exception as there seems to be a basketball hoop on every garage in this town, and the Basketball (boys and girls) teams are far from competing for a state championship. A nice place to grow up and raise a family, which again, is a very very hard place to find these days. Hopefully we won't get too much negative feedback on this site like our bretheran in Sparta, NJ.
Boy #1 - "Hey man, where are you from?"
Boy #2 - "I'm from Sparta, MI"
Boy #1 - "Your dad must work for my dad then - you Spartans suck!"
Boy #2 - "Yeah, well, you know what they say about Spartans - they have huge cocks and superhuman strength!"
sparta by Cocomungo October 20, 2007