Gone too far, cross over the line, exceed moral norms.
After deliberately eating the last Ho Ho when Bill's roomate, Chuck, expressly forbade him to, Chuck responded, " Now you've gone and spanked the monkey".
by Guiseppemoondog123 December 10, 2009
mugGet the now you've gone and spanked the monkeymug.
To stimulate another sexually by a spanking motion on erogenous, sexual zones.
I got them hot by spanking the other monkey!
by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016
mugGet the Spanking the other monkeymug.

clappin spank monkey

A person whos so high they they dont laugh, they clap/ or/ someone who get the clap after fucking someone they dont know.
she got the clap after fuckin that random at that party last night
by EyYo Froshie December 16, 2004
mugGet the clappin spank monkeymug.
Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
mugGet the SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermimug.

Spank the monkey

Man 1: Just spank the monkey man you will fill better
by SmartName December 6, 2018
mugGet the Spank the monkeymug.

Not to Spank The Monkey

A way of saying not to beat around bush or I’m not bull shitting you.
by Skibidi D June 21, 2024
mugGet the Not to Spank The Monkeymug.

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