spag on the d

Violently wacking your penis until it becomes erect, a simple ‘short cut’ for getting an erection.

Teacher: ‘alright students dont forget to use spag on the D’
Student: ‘but miss its a Joel Penis’

by TyphoonShark44 January 22, 2019

SPAG BOWL

A Bowl of Spagetti for Chavs

Potential father: “Come get your SPAG BOWL”
ChAv: “FANKS”

by YouWasAtTheClub March 12, 2019

Spag'Embryos and Foetus'balls

The act of eating a womans embryo without permission serving it with spaghetti and tomato sauce, in ball form, in an effort to recreate the authentic Italian dish

Last night my wife and I recreated the scene from Lady and the Tramp with Spag'Embryos and Foetus'balls, it was iconic

by fetus-queen November 2, 2019

Spag

Meaning- I’m alive but I’m dead

I have a feeling of being so spag/spaggy

by Brokena December 6, 2020

Spag

Any person dawning red hair. spags are often boring as fuck and have tiny penises. they like to sleep early and never do anything fun

Person one: "Hey is Sean coming tonight?"
Person two: "That spag? nah he's going to bed at 8:15"
Person one: "Fucking spag."

by daltoid September 9, 2021

spag

short for spasticated

youre of fucking spag

by hgtyt May 8, 2003

Spag BOWL

Otherwise known as spaghetti bolognese. Or what most people would say “spag BOL”.... however, I’ve come across many using spag BOWL as in your having it in a bowl.

“It’s Spag Bowl for dinner tonight”

by SpagBowl December 18, 2018