by oijeffoiwq July 16, 2022
Get the sochi olympics 2003 mug.A short, stocky man with a shaved head. Close to pensionable age but believes himself to be young and with-it. Drives a small white van. He thinks its cool to cook food outside with his drag-act "girlfriend", believing that sharing a garlic bread at a green plastic table is all that is required for a barbecue. Also known as Mr Boring, Mr Ugly and The Arsehole.
Pork Scotch is a total twat
Its gay to wear a buffalo hat
Your girlfriend's really a man in drag
Your boring face makes people gag
Its gay to wear a buffalo hat
Your girlfriend's really a man in drag
Your boring face makes people gag
by Benny Twadge April 18, 2009
Get the Pork Scotch mug.A boring old man that has a shaved head where there is a bald spot at the top-back and the hair surrounding it is spirally. Pork Scotch is the name of the hairstyle but the bloke is called a Pork Scotch aswell.When the boring old bastard speaks to you, you feel suicidal with boredom. He wears a cowboy hat-shaped buffalo skin hat. He has terrible tast in clothing, he sits outside in the back garden and thinks its cool and fun to have a bbq evryday wearing a hawaiian-like shirt with horrible, boring shorts reading a paper with his wife that looks like a man in drag. Pork Scotch is also known as Mr Boring, Mr Ugly, and The Arsehole. His real name is Max (AKA Pork Scotch)
MONK: Look at The Arsehole. The clothes are terrible! Ugly, Ugly old bastard!
DAD: I know. Look, he´s sitting at the table in the garden with his back to us so we get a good view of the Pork Scotch
DAD: I know. Look, he´s sitting at the table in the garden with his back to us so we get a good view of the Pork Scotch
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick April 26, 2009
Get the Pork Scotch mug.so•cha |sō ch ä|
noun
• a plant, typically found growing around human-made structures such as buildings, walls, pathways, drains, gardens and farms.
• a plant out of place.
• a synonym for “weed” with a positive connotation.
Usage of socha
A socha is a plant considered to be undesirable in a particular environment. Just like a “weed”, a socha grows where it is not wanted and often in competition with cultivated plants. While the term "weed" generally has a negative connotation, many plants known as weeds have beneficial qualities (e.g. nutritional, medicinal, environmental, aesthetic) and can be called sochas.
Origin of socha
Ubykh Soatshe (noun), Spanish Nolana Sedifolia (Sosa/Hierba de la lombriz/Sosa brava) (noun), Spanish Sosa (noun), Portuguese and Galician Sousa (noun), Sosah (noun) of unknown origin; related to English Weed (noun)
History of socha
This usage of the word can be traced back to New York City in the early 2000s. The term was initially used to describe the wild plants found growing through the cracks of the city’s concrete sidewalks and around sewer drains. Since then, the expression has evolved to include most plants growing in surprising or unfavorable places and to symbolize perseverance (i.e. life finding a way).
*Disclaimer*
Sochas are equal opportunity growers and do not discriminate on the basis of temperature, light, water, oxygen, mineral content or insect species.
noun
• a plant, typically found growing around human-made structures such as buildings, walls, pathways, drains, gardens and farms.
• a plant out of place.
• a synonym for “weed” with a positive connotation.
Usage of socha
A socha is a plant considered to be undesirable in a particular environment. Just like a “weed”, a socha grows where it is not wanted and often in competition with cultivated plants. While the term "weed" generally has a negative connotation, many plants known as weeds have beneficial qualities (e.g. nutritional, medicinal, environmental, aesthetic) and can be called sochas.
Origin of socha
Ubykh Soatshe (noun), Spanish Nolana Sedifolia (Sosa/Hierba de la lombriz/Sosa brava) (noun), Spanish Sosa (noun), Portuguese and Galician Sousa (noun), Sosah (noun) of unknown origin; related to English Weed (noun)
History of socha
This usage of the word can be traced back to New York City in the early 2000s. The term was initially used to describe the wild plants found growing through the cracks of the city’s concrete sidewalks and around sewer drains. Since then, the expression has evolved to include most plants growing in surprising or unfavorable places and to symbolize perseverance (i.e. life finding a way).
*Disclaimer*
Sochas are equal opportunity growers and do not discriminate on the basis of temperature, light, water, oxygen, mineral content or insect species.
“There’s a beautiful socha right down the street.”
“How did this socha grow through all of that concrete?”
“How did this socha grow through all of that concrete?”
by 19153811291920 January 27, 2016
Get the socha mug.Arguably, the second-lead character of the movie The Big Lebowski, Walter Sobchek is:
Owner of Sobchek Security.
Possibly the only one who gives a shit about the rules.
Is calmer than you are.
Holds court over preferred nomenclatures.
Is not a park ranger, however is well-versed in the current California legislation regarding amphibious rodents.
A fan of Aurthur Digby-Sellers, on a personal level.
Does not know his small dog breeds, specifically the difference between a rat-terrier from a Pomeranian.
Loyal friend to The Dude and Donnie.
Owner of Sobchek Security.
Possibly the only one who gives a shit about the rules.
Is calmer than you are.
Holds court over preferred nomenclatures.
Is not a park ranger, however is well-versed in the current California legislation regarding amphibious rodents.
A fan of Aurthur Digby-Sellers, on a personal level.
Does not know his small dog breeds, specifically the difference between a rat-terrier from a Pomeranian.
Loyal friend to The Dude and Donnie.
Walter Sobchek is my role model.
by lorax210 April 20, 2009
Get the Walter Sobchek mug.a peanut-buttery, crispy, chocolatety, butter-scotchity treat invented by my grandma in the 1970s for one purpose: to be consumed by her two favorite grandsons (nameless on this site, but we all know who they are) at Ocean Shores.
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