cockmaster

The type of person who cares only for their own needs and wants. One who thinks they will get their way by being a bigger pain in the ass than the next person. Origin: approx. 6-7 yrs in mainstream culture via The "South Park" movie

"That guy just cut in line for the bathroom!" "What a Cockmaster"

by NITERAT April 25, 2005

Socksister

1. One of an elite group of individuals who passionately believes the character Spike from the television show Buffy the Vampire Slayer and James Marsters, the actor who plays him, is worthy of a large portion of her time, attention and resources.

2. A woman of obvious good taste and intelligence.

When Mr. Marsters entered his hotel room, he was unsurprised to find two socksisters hiding under his bed.

by Spuffy fan December 9, 2003

sophmaster

A sophmaster is one that has mastered the art of being a sophie. She always lookes hot, and can burn a hole through you if she looks hard enough. You can normally identify a sophmaster by who she hangs out with. She is most commonly seen with her best friend, who is blonde and totally hot. Neither of them will look you directly in the eye, they'll just look through you

Holy crap, have you seen that sophmaster? She is totally hot! I wish she would talk to me!

or

I can't beleive the sophmaster called me fat!? What a anorexic crack whore?!

by Tino Highlander March 17, 2005

Shit-Faced Cockmaster

/N/ One that has a face consisting of solid excretion of the anus, and is the master of all the is and related to the male genitalia.

"I hate you, you stupid shit-faced cockmaster, I think your mother went to school on raising shit-faced cockmasters, that is why you are such a shit-faced cockmaster... thank you."

by Coolio January 16, 2004

Cockmaster

Commonly misinterpreted to describe a homosexual. A 'cockmaster' is actually one who through much training, has mastered the art of seduction. A true 'cockmaster' will be promiscuous and seldom pleasure the same girl twice. Although he may leave broken hearts in his wake, the 'cockmaster' will have no regrets, will never apologise and never look back.

"Mate, did you see that stunner that Duncan shagged last night? He is such a cockmaster"

by Ross October 23, 2004

Schmasterbation

The act of helping an elderly person across the street.

"Today, I schmasterbated my neighbor."

"A boy scout recieved his "Civil Service" Merit Badge after schmasterbating 40 times in one day."

"Everyone should set time aside for schmasterbation at least once an hour."

by CE Time Wasters November 3, 2011

Sockbater

Masturbating into a sock alot, to the point it's stiffer than a board.
Poor poor socks.

Shawn is a chronic sockbater of his wife's socks

by Cunt Lord April 5, 2018