A master of logic and philosophical debate who has nothing better to do than undermine your worldview for their amusement, causing you to want to punch them in the face, then force-feed them hemlock.
Congrats. You just poked a giant hole in my logic. You could've been a lawyer and fought for justice, but instead you're just a Socrates Troll. Your talent is wasted on your amusement and my annoyance, so yes, I am mad, Bro.
by JohnnyApocalypse September 18, 2015
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Socrates:Wut up dog
Guy:Nuttin much just chillin with my homeys and my ho's drinking a 40.
Socrates:So you smart?
Guy:yea
Socrates:Dumbass?
Guy:Nuttin much just chillin with my homeys and my ho's drinking a 40.
Socrates:So you smart?
Guy:yea
Socrates:Dumbass?
by Erik Urdiales October 25, 2006
Get the socrates mug.An ancient Greek sophist who claimed to be a philosopher. It is often overlooked by the general homophobic public that Socrates' dialogs were often erotic in nature. Socrates was in general an asshole.
Pretentious first year university student:
Have you heard of the genius that is Socrates?
Normal person:
You mean that guy who liked to have butt sex while asking too many questions?
Have you heard of the genius that is Socrates?
Normal person:
You mean that guy who liked to have butt sex while asking too many questions?
by Hollywood Halk October 30, 2008
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An animated physical display created with one's face by a simultaneous group of gestures consisting of blinking, puckering lips, sticking out the tongue, raised cheek smiling, and optional arm movements and positions for a body language effect. One performs the Socrates Face in an act of humor, behind someone's back when there is someone in front of them diverting their attention. When the person getting "Faced" as it were, notices the person speaking to them react as if something where funny behind him, he/she turns around to find only the straight face of the person behind them. This process is repeated until - A. Laughter takes over, or B. The person being "Faced" gets pissed off and walks away.
"So yeah this one time I was at a game with my friends.."
"Yeah?"
"And I got some really good seats on an upgrade program."
">suppressed laughter<"
"What? Something behind me?"
"No please continue."
"Um, ok, well anyways I got to sit in like the 3rd row..."
">giggle<"
"Dude what the fuck are you laughing at?"
"Nothing nothing just keep talking."
<Looks at guy behind him> "WTF you guys are fucking gay, I'm outta here"
An animated physical display created with one's face by a simultaneous group of gestures consisting of blinking, puckering lips, sticking out the tongue, raised cheek smiling, and optional arm movements and positions for a body language effect. One performs the Socrates Face in an act of humor, behind someone's back when there is someone in front of them diverting their attention. When the person getting "Faced" as it were, notices the person speaking to them react as if something where funny behind him, he/she turns around to find only the straight face of the person behind them. This process is repeated until - A. Laughter takes over, or B. The person being "Faced" gets pissed off and walks away.
"So yeah this one time I was at a game with my friends.."
"Yeah?"
"And I got some really good seats on an upgrade program."
">suppressed laughter<"
"What? Something behind me?"
"No please continue."
"Um, ok, well anyways I got to sit in like the 3rd row..."
">giggle<"
"Dude what the fuck are you laughing at?"
"Nothing nothing just keep talking."
<Looks at guy behind him> "WTF you guys are fucking gay, I'm outta here"
by TzatzikiGoo4U July 27, 2010
Get the Socrates Face mug.The word sociaelite is derived from the word socialite. Sociaelite is used to describe a person whom indulges in socially positive environments to further increase their educational and professional contacts and rapport.
That my friend is Chuck Bass.... and he is sociaelite.
by Sociaelite May 1, 2011
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as psychiatry is healing of the mind (actually, 'psyche' means 'soul'), pediatrics is the branch of medical practice devoted to children, and geriatrics that devoted to the aged, so SOCIATRY is the healing of society
as psychiatry is healing of the mind (actually, 'psyche' means 'soul'), pediatrics is the branch of medical practice devoted to children, and geriatrics that devoted to the aged, so SOCIATRY is the healing of society
Man, that burka nonsense in Afghanistan is ripe! What those ragheads need is a solid dose of sociatry!
or
War is a disease, not a cure. We need to take this world to a sociatrist!
or
War is a disease, not a cure. We need to take this world to a sociatrist!
by Rok'n'rol Wannabe December 31, 2007
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