snowy :)

The big penis motherfucker in your game. He is so good at every game. He even touches grass and has a life, unbelievable right? He gets all the bitches. You can't run or hide, he will shit on your ass in any game. So hard you will uninstall the game so fast.

(girl) Omg look at snowy :) , his so hot he is so good at every game and he has a big penis.
(girl 2) yeah, i wanna fuck him so bad, his just my dream guy.

by that kid on weetbix July 12, 2022

snowy :)

The big penis motherfucker in your game. He is so good at every game. He even touches grass and has a life, unbelievable right? He gets all the bitches. You can't run or hide, he will shit on your ass in any game. So hard you will uninstall the game so fast.

(girl) Omg look at snowy :), his so hot he is so good at every game and he has a big penis.
(girl 2) yeah, i wanna fuck him so bad, his just my dream guy.

by that kid on weetbix July 12, 2022

snowy noggin - no toboggan

euphemism for a man of advanced years who suffers from erectile dysfunction

Scientists should tell closed-minded, right-wingers that genetic research will produce a cure for snowy noggin - no toboggan.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 13, 2013

Snowy Hurricane

Masturbating into a blowing fan, thus sending the particles astray across the room. Preferably into someone's face.

WARNING: This can happen on accident while masturbating with a fan on. In this case, one should take extreme caution when cleaning the after effects of the snowy hurricane.

I just gave Jenny a Snowy Hurricane!
Oh Shit, I just did a Snowy Hurricane all over my wall.

by Hank Jasonis February 13, 2010

Snowy Eskimo

Like the Crusty Arab except performed in a snowy region. While having sex in the snow the man pulls out, dips it into the snow (preferably in powder snow) then slams it back in causing a cooling sensation for both. Extremely hard to pull of as the penis is highly likely to become flaccid upon withdrawal and shrink up to what may look like a micropenis.

Man I tried to give her a Snowy Eskimo but failed so bad and she laughed at my micropenis so hard that I took her to the desert and summer and slammed her with a Crusty Arab, that bitch deserved it!

by CrustyArab2.0 October 12, 2010

snowy ass

Having dry cum in your ass

My girl friend got snowy ass last night after sex.

by Tyman16 March 9, 2015

snowy rivered it

This phenomena occurs when one goes over the edge of something and does so with a flagarant disregard for their safety. Similar to Joe riding the horse off the cliff in the film The Man From Snowy River.

Person 1:"Whoa did you see Joel Huck off that jump?"
Person 2; "Yeah he totally snowy rivered it!"

by 026er January 1, 2014