Snowboarding

Cutting up a line then sprinkling it on the tip of a moist, erect penis - like sprinkling parsley garnish on a fine Italian dish - then proceeding to penatrate your mate in the bum.

Yo, we should go back to your place and go snowboarding.

by Adanklumpia June 12, 2024

snowboarding outfit

the most outrageous, ridiculous and eye burning outfit you can find, the more you look like the color wheel threw up on you, the better. Pants have to be skin tight, and if you can't pull that off, they must be baggy and at the highest reaching your knees. jackets/hoodies must always be eight times larger than your frame. if you aren't wearing skullcandy headphones, you must kill yourself. the only acceptable goggles are the ones that do nothing for your sight, but are different looking. ***note that this only applies to douchebags that try too hard***

-"dude look at that guy's snowboarding outfit, he probably thinks he's sweet as fuck"
-"hahha what a tool"

by therealboarder December 23, 2010

Mexican Snowboarding

Sliding down a hill of dirt or grass on a trash can lid.

Hey, Juanito, poot down yer taco and let's go Mexican snowboarding on the dirt pile before those other beaners get there.

by Shaniqua Bonquiqui Jones December 11, 2010

dead kitty snowboarding

Perhaps the largest growing sport in the world. Quite self explanatory actually. It's similar to downhill snowboarding but kitties are used instead of snowboards. Plus you get 5 seconds shaved off your official finishing time for every extra kitty you happen to kill along your way to the finish line. Unfortunately PETA had to be the hormonal bitches that they are and keep it out of the Vancouver Winter Olympics.

Random guy: Are you up for some dead kitty snowboarding?
Me: Sure. Just let me go grab a kitty and punt it in the wood chipper real quick. I'm running low on kitties. I wonder why..............

by lucyslking April 4, 2010

nude snowboarding

snowboarding while nude... this is very fun because u testes can be waving in teh cold wind

man kirby is such a slut she went nude snowboarding with drew

by jeff sloane February 9, 2008

Freestyle Snowboarding

freestyle snowboarding is split up into three main subcatagorys.

Park - hitting kickers and wedges to get air and land spins and grabs. Can be pretty painfull without protection.

Pipe - Been in the media a lot due to Olympics. Involves riding up the two walls of a half pipe landing grabs and spins. ussually sheet ice due to use it recieves resulting in very painfull slams.

jibbing - one of the coolest types of freestlye snowboarding. involves hitting rails, boxes, picnic benches, fences, walls and even cars. anything with a surface can prupose a great jib.

Park
Rider 1 - I bget you cant land a rodeo 720
Rider 2 - Bet i can

Pipe
Rider 1 - This sucks and really hurts when you hang up
Rider 2 - Hell yer

Jibbing
Rider 1 - Whoa that handrail could be one amazing photo opp
Rider 2 - Hell yer

Overall
Freestyle snowboarding rules

by Jordan "muzzy" May 9, 2006

urban snowboarding

the act of tying a rope behind a car and getting pulled thru town behind it on a snowboard.

"we went urban snowboarding behind my car yeserday"

by pimpin_aine_EZ_6969 January 30, 2004