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the smurfs 

a word used with you and your friends when you can't use the word weed/marijuana/mary j
Aye so when you gonna go get the smurfs? I'm ready to go to lego land
the smurfs by G-nasty Cass October 28, 2008

Chocolate Smurfs 

Smurfs whom are of the Chocolate religion.

The most lovely creatures.
They often have blue skin.

These Smurfs put their faith in Chocolate.

Must say CHOCOLATE and SMURF in each of their sentences in replacement of an adjective.
A- Is that a Chocolate Smurf?
B- Oh, yes, of course!

A- How can you tell?
B- Well, it is eating my chocolate bar!
A- Is it's name Andi?
B- How would I be able to tell?
A- Andi's believe they're super sexy when she is actually an obese little troll who resembles a cross-breed of Snooki and a gorilla..
B- That sounds more like a Jaramillio to me...
A- I love Chocolate Smurfs!

B- Me too!

:)

The smurfs 

The smurfs are Coloma convent girls school because of their blue ugly uniform
“Have you noticed how blue the Coloma girls uniforms are ?”
“Yeah they look like The smurfs”
The smurfs by Cherry Tea June 12, 2019

commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs 

an elderly nigga with a 3rd grade education whom is accountable for all slow walking, fast swimming niggas from the south atlantic.
shazaam went to talk to jamel the commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs to find out about an open postion to join the useless squad.

the smurfs 

a code name for weed/marijuana that you use with your friends when someone suspicious is around, or it's not the right time
-at work- "Hey Cass are we getting the smurfs tonight?"

-parents are home- "Hey where did you put the smurfs, I can't find them"
the smurfs by G-nasty Cass October 31, 2008

psycho smurfs 

bunch of crazies who happen to be in a discord server together
Hey did you go to the Psycho Smurfs meetup?
psycho smurfs by starr7 May 13, 2022