SMG BITCH

Something you yell out to a power weapon whore in any FPS after you've owned them with one SMG.

P1: Come here and taste my SMG!
P2: Fuck that i have a rocket launcher!
*P2 fires rockets and misses*
*P1 Kills P2 with a single SMG*
P1: SMG BITCH! *Teabags*

by Tahmer July 28, 2006

Smg Dump

When take a dump,But its really fast

Tony:That indian food gave me a Smg Dump

by ASonora October 7, 2011

Swag master General (aka SmG)

having far more swag than anyone else, you're the best of the best, no one else in the world compares

hey have you seen nicky c?

who is that

you know the swag master general (aka SmG)

by SmG leader January 9, 2014

SMG

Someone is talking to much or there on your dick say Smg (.suck.my.gglit) instead of saying smd it’s funny and disrespectful

Him: guys look what this Nigga got on

Me: nigga smg

by Drestaxxxxkkkkssss February 16, 2023

SMG

SMG, or "Social Media Grandma" is a grandma that likes the idea of hanging around the grandkids so that she can post Instagram photos of her with the kids, but isn't really that good with them.

Wife: "My mom is coming round to have dinner with us and the kids." Husband: "She's such an SMG. All she wants to do is post pictures and then leave us with the washing up."

by Mr. Charlie Told You So February 7, 2020

SMG

A gun that sucks and does 1 damage a hit.

Player 1: Dude I found a chest!
Player 2: What's in it?!

Player 1: An SMG.
Player 2: Gross!

by F0rtniteslayer January 30, 2018

Smg

Short for “Shaking my groin”

Typically written as a typo when trying to say “smh”

Person 1: I literally failed that test!

Person 2: Bro that was the easiest shit ever! Smg

by Tape Tape :D June 6, 2023