sloading

When something loads very slowly.

"My computer is sloading! For fuck's sake!

by alfredopunkin July 13, 2013

sloanish

A person who checks in at a hotel for his/her boss and prepares the notebook prior to every meeting

Ohhh man! Look at this poor gal! She needs to be sloanish for her stupid boss!

by ReallyHonestGuy May 12, 2016

Sloamd

The act of recieving obscene amouts of money from a close relative for your first capitalist venture, and still trying to pass yourself off as a self-made man.

First popularised by donald J Trump--an idiot--in the now infamous phrase "a Small Loan Of A Million Dollars"

example 1:

Donald Trump sloamd his way into the upper echelons of New York society.

example 2:
"So, Mr. Burkowitz, do you think Mr. Trump is a self-made man?"
Mr. Burkowitz: "Well, Mr. Schmidt, I remain undecided on the matter, seeing that he "recieved a small loan of a million dollars from his father". It may thus be fair to say that he sloamed his way up, just like Mr. Musk over there"

by knight in filthy, filthy armor April 6, 2019

sloansexual

when you are only attracted to mark slon

“oh your straight? i’m sloansexual”

by mollieeeeee January 3, 2021

Luke Sloane

Likes Kids
Likes Kids
Likes Kids

Likes Kids

Watch out luke sloane is on the loose

by Suzie Sloane February 27, 2021

Sloan

The prettiest girl ever.

Usually Loves David Bowie

Tommy: did you see that hot girl yesterday?

Jack:Oh ya, Sloan

by Cooooolllllooloooooo October 30, 2018

Camp Sloane

A summer sleep away camp nestled in the Berkshire Mountains in Lakeville, CT. Sloane consists of 4 age groups for both boys and girls: Pios (Pioneers), Juniors, Seniors, and Students. The girls sections are located up the hills near the nature and high ropes courses. The boys sections are right near the lake. Campers sleep in platformed, canvas tents every night and once a session take portable tents to various camp sites for 'overnights.' Every session, there are talent shows, square dances, and depending on age group, co-eds. Camp Sloane offers 2 week sessions, but campers can stay for up to 8 weeks. After meals, campers chant cheers according to their age groups. The counselors are almost 90% international, and are among some of the nicest people you will ever meet. Camp Sloane is really a "place to grow."

person 1: want to come to my beverly hills mansion for the summer?

person 2: nahh, I'd rather go to camp sloane.

by gimmeone February 20, 2011