Extra Smedium Tapout shirt

The size of shirt that a tool bag (see: tool) wears to try to look bigger and tougher than they actually are. Most time worn in conjunction with a D-bag haircut and an attitude. But don't be discurraged the shirt is easly penitrated by a swift and violent Falcon Punch, or a quick wit.

Normal guy #1: Dude, did you see that D-bag with the Extra smedium tapout shirt?

Normal guy #2: HAHAHA ya waht a tool. LOLZ!!

D-bag: WHAT DID YOU SAY FAG?

Normal guy #1: Look assclown just cause you wear an Extra Smedium Tapout shirt don't make you tough.

Normal guy #2: FALCON.......!!!!!!

Normal guy #1: Told you!!

Normal guy #2: PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

D-bag: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! oh no my earrings!!!!

by normal_guy August 9, 2009

smedium

The size of a shirt when it is too small for the person wearing it.

Did you see Denny today?

No why?

Homeboy's rockin his favorite smedium Tee again

by cynicali January 1, 2008

SOMEDUDE

Somedude is a guy law enforcement is looking for. He stabs people, steals, starts fights and is found in the company of dat bitch.

Cop asks" Who shot you" Victim states "I don't know it was somedude over that bitch"

by somedude108010 February 25, 2010

call me someday

What you tell someone when you have no intention of calling them back

I had fun tonight. You should give me a call sometime!

by Shortcake79 April 22, 2004

Someday

Someday by IZ*ONE isn't just a song. It's a lifestyle, a reason to breathe, an escape from this cruel world filled by thieves. It's art, the first gift you open on christmas, a hug from a loved one, it's everything you ever wanted, it's everything you need.

Someday our night will probably all pass too right. Even when the endless dark comes, I will never be scared again. Let’s hold our hands tightly together. And I will walk the ends of the dark together with you...

by ahnjinjoo July 25, 2020

smedgdon

the 3 month old brother that hunter symthe killed with a printer while getting his balls tickled by an orange person

why'd you kill smedgdon

by SmedgdonKiller'snameis hunter April 28, 2022

Smedley

The act of taking a shit, smoking a blunt, and playing halo simultaneously.

person 1: God Damn!
person 2: What?
person 1: I wish i had a bathroom adjacent to my television like Smedley
person 2: FML too

by JoshKatzIsAJew January 21, 2011