SIMP

Dar-den, Brings coffee to women even though it will gain nothing.

You are a SIMP because you give girls coffee even though there is no chance of any sexual exchange.

by Alex Schorr April 30, 2021

SIMP

S=Shrek
I=Is
M=My
P=President

i'am a SIMP

by 2137lalala2137 June 18, 2021

SIMP

someone who shows excessive sympathy and attention toward another person

JOEL IS A SIMP FOR MADELYN CLINE
JOEL WAS SIMPING HARD FOR MADELYN CLINE

by NIGARO_ January 9, 2023

SIMP

A man who goes above and beyond for the women in his life, even if they are just his lowly staff. He is kind, too generous and puts everyone before himself.

He is the best part of a lot of peoples day and someone to admire.

Oh boss is such a simp. Let’s be like boss.

by bellearina August 22, 2023

SIMP

Shit
In
My
Pants

person 1: "Yo, what's that smell?"
person 2: "Oh I just SIMP."

by Quackxrs April 12, 2020

SIMP

An acronym for Squrrels In My Pants

Person 1: Tell me whats making you jump like that?

Person 2: SIMP squirrels in pants!

by poopmaster42069 November 6, 2019

SIMP

A guy that puts his feelings on a fee and continues to pursue his feelings even though she made it vividly obvious and showed signs that they’re not interested and get overly pissed when she finally goes off and tells him even though she made it obvious already and then complains how no one ever loves him and “fuck women”.

Juan is a fucking simp!

by pacifica November 22, 2019