SIMP

someone who shows excessive sympathy and attention toward another person

JOEL IS A SIMP FOR MADELYN CLINE
JOEL WAS SIMPING HARD FOR MADELYN CLINE

by NIGARO_ January 9, 2023

SIMP

Squirrels In My Pants

Man, she has a serious case of SIMP

by BIG TORUK October 28, 2020

SIMP

A DICKHEAD CALLED BAILEY WHO GETS NO PUSS BUT HE GOES ALL OUT FOR THE LADIES. They all lesbian zoned him

Hey bro how was your weekend
Yeah I went and I was a simp like Bailey Armstrong

by Bailey A March 7, 2020

SIMP

Anybody named Ryan, and plays a DnD character named Arthur.

Man, Ryan is a real simp.

by Kroh March 26, 2020

SIMP

Shit
In
My
Pants

person 1: "Yo, what's that smell?"
person 2: "Oh I just SIMP."

by Quackxrs April 12, 2020

SIMP

An acronym for Squrrels In My Pants

Person 1: Tell me whats making you jump like that?

Person 2: SIMP squirrels in pants!

by poopmaster42069 November 6, 2019

SIMP

A guy that puts his feelings on a fee and continues to pursue his feelings even though she made it vividly obvious and showed signs that they’re not interested and get overly pissed when she finally goes off and tells him even though she made it obvious already and then complains how no one ever loves him and “fuck women”.

Juan is a fucking simp!

by pacifica November 22, 2019