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Cold shoulder

The act of a person completely disregarding or ignoring another. This can be caused by a few things:

1. A person is in a bad mood and doesn't feel like talking to anyone.
2. A person says something so incredibly stupid that it doesn't deserve a response, thus the person is ignored.
I wanted to be friends with my ex, but she gave me the cold shoulder.
by BeatleKid96 April 8, 2015
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i should be doing homework

What you're thinking. Usually thought with said homework in a pile next to a big distraction, most likely a computer.
I should be doing homework but instead I'm on the urban dictionary reading a riveting definition.
by 2112iskewl November 14, 2015
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should of

A stupid way of saying "should have".
Person: I totally should of bought the bike, duuuuude.
Me: DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *stabs to death*
by Blizzleair September 21, 2003
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I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid

when you get the strong urge to perform the inexplicable act of dipping your balls in sulfuric acid.
I should dip my balls in sulfuric acid

I should not have dipped my balls in sulfuric acid, I will be dipping it hydrochloric acid next time.
by 98ik8 March 15, 2022
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shouldvitation

A shouldvitation is a noncommittal invitation because it lacks a specific date for an event to occur. It may be intended sincerely or it may be an empty, insincere and pointless invitation intended as a brush-off for the purpose of ending a conversation. An empty invitation made out perceived duty, obligation, or politeness. Multiple shouldvitations that are not followed up with a commitment point to a lack of genuine friendship or interest. Famously used in the movie "Take this Waltz” written by Sarah Polley and starring Michelle Williams.
Friend #1 "We should get together for coffee or lunch some time."
Friend #2 "You said that before. Is this just a shouldvitation or a real invitation? They are very different things."
by Rocker2013 August 30, 2013
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Shoulder Loli

One half of a symbiotic trope pairing, commonly found in Anime.

A shoulder loli can be found in it's natural habitat, riding atop the shoulders of it's 'strong man'.

The two play an intricate part in the other's life cycle.
A shoulder loli will use the strong man as protection from the wilds and dangerous inhabitants of.
Likewise, the strong man requires a shoulder loli to serve as a constant reminder of the existence of good and innocence in the world.
Noun
"Kenny set aside his shoulder loli, leaving her in a safe place while he demonstrated the full power of his bankai."

"Hoist up your shoulder loli and head off into adventure!"
by psilous June 8, 2018
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get that dirt off your shoulder

Shaking them haters off. In other words it means to brush off negative energy of statements made about you.
Brandon hates on me all day. Man I gotta get all this dirt of my shoulder.
by Nikky March 1, 2004
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