Beats the shit outta me

I have no clue.
I don't know.
longer form of "beats me"

Question: Who would draw this kind of map? Answer: Beats the shit outta me.

by sitjpk November 5, 2012

beating my shit

when u are bored so u go and beat your meat. also called masturbating or cumming.

me: *goes on a porn site (pornhub, xvideos, rule34, e621, etc.) and finds some good stuff 😈*
me: IM BEATING MY SHIT 😫

by drizzyglizzy October 1, 2023

beating the shit out of your midget friend

you have a midget owned as chattel. and you beat it. emphases on the it

Hey babe what you doing this weekend

oh sorry im busing beating the shit out of your midget friend

by big man with little things April 14, 2018

beats the shit out of their children

An alternative to slaps, it is used to describe the quality of a piece of music.

"Man, this song totally beats the shit out of their children"
"ikr it's a good tune"

by borbtimble June 8, 2019

shitbeat

1. Taking a dump, usually while using laptop
2. Access pornographic material
3. Beat

"Hey man, what are you doing in there?"

"Nothing"

"Are you shitbeating?"

"Yeah"

by Peter the shit beeter April 28, 2009

shitbeater

this happens when a man shits in his hand and then masturbaiting making the shit act as a lubricant.

“i just got to know he is a shitbeater.”

by dipshitter January 3, 2026