sedentosis

(n.) a debilitating disease characterized by the victim's inability or distaste to any form of motion; more severe than laziness, but less severe than paralysis


From the Latin root sedere (to sit).

"You really need to get your act together, you lazy little fuck."
"I'm not lazy!!! I have sedentosis, you ignoramus!"

by Keho March 2, 2009

The Sethening

An event when someone (Sethener) you know becomes suddenly “awoke”, and embarks on their own path of right and wrong and decides to use his or her friends (Sethenee) to perform a mass genocide of social and mental anguish via cowardice and lies, so that the friends may suffer just as much as they do.

Peter lost all his money gambling. Peter will stop at nothing until everyone he knows loses their money too. The Sethening has begun.

by Drunken Revelry August 19, 2019

Seder

the longest meal you've ever had to sit through. for the jewish holiday passover. also, contains all your least favorite foods.

want to come over to my house for seder?

by drahcus February 13, 2010

seder plate

During the Passover holiday, the sexual act of simultaneously spitting, flicking boogers, defecating, shaking dandruff, urinating and ejaculating on the bare stomach of your Jewish lover, thus simulating the six traditional items on the Seder Plate. For extra emphasis, the main actor should commence this act by jubilantly shouting “let my people go!” at the point of climax.

I gave my main squeeze Yael a wicked hearty seder plate last night; it took her 3 hours to clean herself.

by Joost De Egressor March 12, 2008

sesher

Noun. One who engages in a marijuana smoking sesh, appropriate only whilst they are engaged in said sesh.

"Dude, the sesh is stale, where can we find new seshers?"

"Hark, yon sesh hath staled in flavor, let us anon, unto new seshers."

by William Bakespeare October 26, 2008

sedentary

adj.
inactive or not moving

She never was sedentary, even when asleep.

by XXHolic October 24, 2010

sedbergh

Sedbergh or Sedbergh school as we know it is the residence of the analy retentive! little fun is to be had here, there is little time for a life and the teachers are bent as nine bob notes! general advice: do not ever go near this place without a tray in your pants!

analy retentive, for those who prefer the dirt track!!

by TITS4BRAINS January 23, 2004