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SEC Look

A typical, although not absolute, description of southern teenage to twenty-something women. The SEC Look is characterized by a deep tan, very white, straight teeth, heavy makeup, sorority (or any other fitted) tee shirt, cheerleading shorts (possibly left over from middle or high school) and either flip-flops or running shoes with no-show socks that have obviously never seen a treadmill or track. Bonus if she has highlights and a southern accent. Characteristically, they are very nice and sweet to everyone, although sometimes that can be hypocritical. They dominate interior decorating, psychology, sociology, marketing, public relations and human resources (AKA "MRS. Degree") majors in college, though college attendance is not required. Finally, they tend to form and stay in groups, whether officially affiliated or not, and they ALL LOOK THE SAME.

Note: They don't even have to be attractive to have the SEC Look, as most of them have that one fat friend.
Male 1: She seems really nice...and she's hot.

Male 2: Yeah, but I don't trust the whole SEC Look.
by promark420 August 4, 2007
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SEC Welcome

An 'SEC Welcome' is when fans of the existing schools in the SEC take a collective shit on the head of the traditions of the new schools joining the SEC
Texas A&M thought they were the shit, but after they got an SEC Welcome, they were just covered in shit.
by B12 Guy September 26, 2011
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SEC (Socially Engineered Capitalism)

A factor that represents the promotion, perpetuation, and persuasion of economic influence to maintain the status quo for the one percent in power.
Economic treason results from the occupation of labor forces in countries other than that of residing corporate board directors where profit values are substantiated by the SEC (Socially Engineered Capitalism).
by Mikal Machievelli December 5, 2011
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SEC Speed

The mythical advantage that the Southeastern Conference (SEC) has against other conferences in college football.

The term has gained popularity in the recent decade as a way for SEC fans and mainly ESPN to discredit the SEC's major conference rival, the Big Ten.

The mythical claim results from the stereotype of Big Ten teams containing large, brutish players that can fare well in run based offenses in the cold northern part of the country while SEC teams in the warm southern part of the country are often pass based. Somehow it is perceived that run based offensive players are somehow slower.

This mythical claim also goes against recent matchups between the two conferences. From 2002-2006, the Big Ten holds a 8-6 advantage in bowl games.
SEC_fan: Vandy could sooooo kick OSU's butt we've got "SEC SPEED".
Big_Ten_fan: There's no such thing as SEC Speed. We own you in Bowl Games.
by aventius December 9, 2007
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SEC conspiracy

The idea that everyone in college football is out to get the SEC. Thinking they are master's of the universe, these bastions of sportsmanship forget their illiteracy and racial intolerance to chant how important their conference is. Conference pride is about as intelligent as AFC pride in the NFL, it's meaningless and most fans find themselves defending their conference for no real reason due to the SEC conspiracy. The conspiracy exists mainly due to the fact that flaws are never recognized but every strength exploited to the point of nausea.
"Hey look Cal is beating the University of Tennessee!" - random sports fan
"IT DOESNT MATTER SEC SEC SEC S E C S E C IN YOUR FACE" - Jorts doning SEC fan
"That doesn't even make sense, your conference is losing?" - random sports fan
"YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!" - Jorts doning SEC fan
"Lets go in Barnes and Nobles, it's like kryptonite to red-necks, he's suffering from the SEC conspiracy." - random sports fan
by mwbinDC February 19, 2008
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SEC Football

The NCAA's Southeastern collegiate football conference known for its running style plays and its Fast and Heavily physical Defense.
Frankie : Hey bro what are you doin' tonight?

Jonathan" I'm goin' down to the sports bar to watch some good ole' SEC Football.Florida and Alabama are playing for the conference Championship.

Frankie: Go Gators!

Jonathan:No,....screw the Gators,.. ROLL TIDE Alabama!

Frankie :Well at least I'm cheerin' for an SEC Football team instead of a PAC 10 Team !
by mrbiggz1985 January 23, 2010
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SEC Speed

The crystal meth cooked up by Southern Hill-Billies who bang their sisters in their jorts.
SEC Fan #1: "Man, I need some SEC Speed right about now."
SEC Fan #2: "Me too, I need to go dip the family pen in the family ink."
by wpl112781 October 20, 2008
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