Scronchy

All scrunched up, squishy, crunchy and wrinkly, like an old person or a rotting apple

That apple looks scronchy

by Succulent-Marshmellow October 16, 2021

Scroticism

Synonym of “pussification”; pussy is strong (can take a beating), scrotums are weak (can not take a beating).

The scroticism (vs the pussification) of America has resulted in folks that think they deserve a job without submitting a resume (insert eye roll)

Scroticism of America means having your mother schedule appointments for you after 18 years old.

Scroticism of America means that you don’t have to check yourself, and I can blame any of my own fuck ups on anyone besides myself.

by JeMel13 May 25, 2023

Scronch

A cheesy substance found in the folds of an uncircumcised penis.

I had to break up with Dan, his junk was covered in scronch.

by Scronch hating Megan July 31, 2006

scronch

To grab a woman's breasts from the outer side and squeeze them together toward the middle, ie, pushing inward from the outside, so that they are tightly squeezed together.

I scronched Sherri's tits together and gave her the titty-fucking of a lifetime!!!

by Autodonk April 28, 2009

saronic

When someone uses a term that is both sarcastic and ironic.

"Saronic - the Urban Dictionary really is the greatest source of literal definition out there!"

by Saturn BD March 12, 2017

scronch

A term used to describe a ginger person. Usually considered as an insult. Offensive in some countries.

"Oh my god look at that scronch!"
"Shut up scronch, your opinion counts for nothing"
"Now listen son, I dont care about your sexuality, whatever makes you happy, but if you marry a scronch I swear I will disown you and you will no longer be considered part of the family"

by Katie the Scronch March 4, 2005

scrotic

A type of Yoga emphasizing folding, stretching and parasailing with ones scrotum.

Too much scrotic yoga may result in elephantiasis.

by stooptard September 6, 2003