schevin

The sweetest person you will ever meet. She's so amazing and fun to talk to and she'll always leave you with a smile on your face. Schevin is very funny and they'll always make you happy. Hottest person alive!!! If you ever meet a Schevin make sure to befriend them

I love you schevin

by felixasf November 20, 2021

schevin

Schevin is a very quite person when he doesnt know someone but once he does he's the most funniest most caring and most loving person. He can be abit of a pain in the butt at times but it's all jokes he's a very hard working guy and loves to spend his money mostly on food haha. He can be jealous when it comes to his significant others only because he's battling with his insecurities but he will love you with all his heart and would do anything for the people he loves the most

Me: Hey wanna go out to eat
Schevin: Yes I'm down

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Schmenis

An uncircumcised penis, typically of small nature

Yo, have you seen Sven's schmenis? He flashed the entire class.

My date yesterday had a schmenis.

by Schmenis June 15, 2022

scheving

protect your peace version of scheming. a play on words that only one with no ill intent can accomplish. to plan something where the individual scheving does not get hurt mentally, emotionally or physically.

it was a brisk monday afternoon. low 70s, a little drizzle, but nothing to be mad about. it was a good kind of rain fall, the kind that illuminates the rays of sun shining down from the heavens. destiny was on her way to therapy, a typical two day a week event for her, however, this day was different. why you may ask? because she was scheving. she was scheving up a plan on how to break the news to her band mate (with a name that shall never be spoken) that she was no longer in it. DUN DUN DUN….

by sumbumyoudontknow July 10, 2024

Schmemis

Penis. It’s a joking way of pronouncing penis. It’s also a way of saying penis without actually saying it. The word stems from the idea of saying penis so many times that you lose complete sense of the word and devolve into nonsense.

“I’m at the stripped club straight up jorking it”
“What do you mean by it?”
“What do you think? I mean my schmemis”

by Meateater by meat I mean pemis July 26, 2024

schmeven

"Sh-mev-en"
A number, it's Seven, give or take Seven (so anywhere between zero and fourteen).
0 ≤ Schmeven ≥ 14

See: "schmeventy" for a bigger version

I have about schmeven cans of beer in the fridge.
I drank around schmeven shots last night at the party.
My band has schmeven followers on MySpace

by Formalis September 6, 2025

schmeven

"Sh-mev-en"
A number, it's Seven, give or take Seven (so anywhere between zero and fourteen).
0 ≤ Schmeven ≥ 14

See: "schmeventy" for a bigger version

I have about schmeven cans of beer left in the fridge.
I drank around schmeven shots last night at the party.
My band has schmeven followers on Myspace.

by Formalis September 6, 2025