sausage-wallet

a person who sleeps with other people's boyfriends. A chick who "spreads like peanut butter".

Audrinda Patridge from the hills is a "sausage-wallet" for sleeping with Brody Jenner when he was dating Jayde

by Ms. Chanandler Bong May 20, 2009

sausage wallet zephyr

a queef (pussy fart)

oh man she just let out the nastiest sausage wallet zephyr ive ever smelled

by ass master January 18, 2003

Pink Velvet Sausage Wallet

Colloquial term for A Vagina, The woman's Female Sexual Organ.

Samuel slowly and sensually slid his large manhood into Suzie's Swollen, eager pink velvet sausage wallet

by 97BlackSE (Kyle) May 13, 2005

Floppy Sausage-Wallet

1. Name of a vagina belonging to an unusually slutty woman, owing reference to the fact that her external genetalia looks stretched and floppy, and appropriate for hiding sausage.

I took that skanky swamp donkey home and shoved my hog in her floppy sausage-wallet.

by T-bone February 2, 2004

furry sausage wallet

pussy, vagina twat

by jymes October 13, 2003

pink, velvet sausage wallet

A poon, a vagina, meat curtains, etc.

So, I was in the vinegar strokes with the village cockwash, really sticking it to her pink, velvet sausage-wallet, when some quumfer of a pod-nodger hailed me on the telephone!

by Avery December 23, 2003

fluffy sausage wallet

A funny yet derogatory word for female genetals.

I totally wrecked her fluffy sausage wallet last night.

by trabenbass April 18, 2011