A test given by a PRIVATE company whose soul insterest in making money. The SAT used to only have two secions in which they could not rape you with bias, because it was only multiple choice. NOW the SAT has a writing section. If you write something the conservative christian graders disagree with, they will give you a zero out of 12. Make sure you write something that will kiss "god's" ass.
My essay for the SAT was so fucking good, but I got raped by the conservative christian graders because I said that religion failed.
by a smart person who deserved a 12 on the essay July 06, 2006
by Peter W March 03, 2003
A standarized test taken by high school juniors and seniors. It is the most important test that is also the least important, because while high scores are essential to get into college, it shows nothing about your intelligence, learning ability, or worth as a person.
I just bought 132480134 so I can study for the SAT.
After the SAT I will be an expert at filling in circles.
Look! I'm smarter than Joe Bloggs at the SAT
After the SAT I will be an expert at filling in circles.
Look! I'm smarter than Joe Bloggs at the SAT
by UHSS January 11, 2011
Yo the SAT screwed me so bad! It was like, "YO WTF!!! BEND THE F! OVER!! SSAAY MY NAAME!" And so I yelped,"!XOBILE"
by Bruce Lees Daddy October 05, 2007
SAT stands for Satan Approved Torture. This test is often referred to as the gayest test of all time. One must pay upwards of one hundred dollars to partake in this waste of time which takes place early on a Saturday morning. One must sit in their chair for 3 hours while answering the most inexplicably useless questions ever forged. Most of the questions do not relate to anything of importance and the "correct" answers are almost opinion oriented. An example of how absurd these questions could be as follows.
Story: Sally was an etrepreneur during the 1970s. She started selling beach balls that were made from a new, more durable type of plastic. Sally hired Jim to help advertise her product, to which Jim responded, "Gee Sally, thanks!"
Question: In line 2, what does Jim mean by thanking Sally for hiring him?
a. The reparations of WWI is what eventually started WWII
b. The horse's name was Friday
c. Yes
d. No
Story: Sally was an etrepreneur during the 1970s. She started selling beach balls that were made from a new, more durable type of plastic. Sally hired Jim to help advertise her product, to which Jim responded, "Gee Sally, thanks!"
Question: In line 2, what does Jim mean by thanking Sally for hiring him?
a. The reparations of WWI is what eventually started WWII
b. The horse's name was Friday
c. Yes
d. No
by Crispy Wafers March 28, 2019
OMFG I can't believe I didn't get a perfect score on my SAT!! After all my hours of studying!!! @!&$#! I'm worthless *hang*
by Marialejandra March 05, 2007