Frozen Sasquatch

Receiving a hand job while your balls are frozen by an ice cream treat.

"Trindl, as soon as I'm done unloading this truck, meet me in the walk in cooler for a frozen Sasquatch" -Kyle

by Siegeller August 10, 2020

sasquatch bajina

basically a very hairy and possibly kinda smelly pussy that is best kept rarely seen

your sasquatch bajina is so hairy if i go down on you i'll be coughing up hairballs for a month

by soupeymark April 26, 2010

sasquash

an abnormally tall and large freckled monster, resemling a human with red hair. often seen lurking in the woods or jungles making strange, deep, moaning sounds.

On the Windham Mountain lift, a sasquash was spotted in the woods between the trails.

by Big Texas July 29, 2008

Sasquatchewan

That rural Canadian province which is home to the majority of the Bigfoot population.

I'm gonna make a trip to Sasquatchewan and see if I have any luck sighting a Bigfoot.

by QuacksO December 29, 2012

Sasquetillian

1: Having sasquatch-like qualities. Someone who is really hairy, big, stinky, maybe loud, and hangs out away from other people alot.
2: A generic adjective. See: smurfy

1: that fat old man we saw at the bank is really sasquetillian! He had no idea how to interact with people and was kinda stinky.
2: this meal sure is sasquetillian!

by JoeBarborak March 31, 2009

city sasquatch

A bigfoot who has moved into urban territory. (also see Urban Saquatch)

Me: "I just saw an 9 ft. tall guy covered in hair run out from behind that dumpster and into the park."

Friend: "You probably just saw a city sasquatch."

by O. Percent September 10, 2014

Sasqualien

A combination of a sasquatch and an alien. This creature has the big head and big eyes of an alien,it also has the body and the hair of a sasquatch. It drives a Ford Taurus Wagon with 18 inch chrome-dialed rims. This Creature also carries around an abyssal whip made from it's home planet, Orthon. When you get whipped by it you turn rabid and obtain pneumonia. This deadly ,mysterious creature lives in woods near redwood trees,usually in Iowa. If you see one dont make eye contact because it has poisonous laser vision and will shine it's lasers on yours and you will be blinded. What you want to do is yodel with your eyes closed and hop up and down on one foot. That scares them the most. There are only 69 Sasqualiens left in the species. Be careful!

Oh my god, I just saw a sasqualien. It looked mad because I just scratched is vehicle. Here he comes,I'm dead.

by Bob Berson January 8, 2007