Harry Santos

When the act of oral sex results in rug burn upon the giving party's face due to the unkempt nature of the receiving party's genitals.

John got a Harry Santos when he went down on Sofia's mangled, thorny bush between her legs.

by Richard Santos September 19, 2012

Tristan Santos

Tristan Santos is one of the rarest girls you’ll ever meet. As Tristan is a uncommon girl name, Tristan will be and uncommon girl herself. She is sweet, hilarious, and makes you feel right. They’ll never be a dull moment when she’s around! But, she hides her feelings deep inside of her and struggles to open up to herself. She is a good student and will be the light of your life.

Guy: Tristan Santos is one of the most unique girls I’ve ever met.
Other Guy: Yea man. She’s pretty legit.

by chxrli December 01, 2019

Juana Santos

A crack head that works at local Aldi

The Juana santos will come.

by The one and only May 13, 2014

George Santos

It would be easier to list out what he HASN’T lied about… wait, that’s pretty much nothing, so no, it would be EVEN HARDER to find.

George Santos… if that’s even his real name.

by Darkness Prime February 11, 2023

Mia santos

a kind person who is very artistic,plays the clarinet,and will always make you laugh.

my name is kean and im dating mia santos

by not kean May 18, 2023

TIAGO SANTOS

A short hairy dwarf with an average size penis and very sweaty hands. Tiago’s Santos usually have abnormally big heads and smell like beavers sperm.

Have You Seen Tiago Santos?
Yes, he is down The Hill, violently masturbating himself.

by Charles The Beaver November 22, 2021

El Santo

Famous Mexican Wrestler; sd punk board icon

El Santo vs Blue Demon

by Little Kim July 09, 2005