arto saari

The only pro skater whos shoes actually give you enough grip to do a halfcab impossible

Go ahead...buy a differant shoe...will see how long it takes you to do that...ok but for real go buy some arto saari ones because the twos arent as good

by imjustapoorboynobodylovesme July 19, 2007

Saara

The best, and most amazing person you could ask for. Keep her with you forever. She will never hurt you or let you down. She is everything you could ask for.

Saara is everything.

by 741/8596hujhuhu April 11, 2021

Tard Safari

The event of a pack of tards breaking the door open in tard class, leaving them free to waddle out and whoop all over school, wreaking havoc among all the normal students.

*CRASH!!!!!*
tards: WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP
guy1: HOLY SHIT EVERYONE RUN!!
guy2: What's going on??
tards: *waddle through the cafeteria, flipping tables with tard-strength*
guy1: Its a fucking Tard Safari!
guy2: Aw shit, lets get out of here!!

by Tomalo October 10, 2011

Salary Syndrome

The slacking that occurs when an employee realizes that they're going to continue to receive their paycheck regardless of how much time they actually spend working.

Dan was a great employee until he caught Salary Syndrome, I watched him click a pen for 90 minutes yesterday before leaving a half hour early.

by Fakelove September 12, 2009

Food-safari

A term that describes the journey embarked on when visiting multiple food vendors, in fairly quick sucession, whilst trying to satisfy an insatiable hunger- this journey is typically made as a result of being absolutely shit-faced.

'Hey Justin, I went on a crazy food-safari on the way home from the pub last night: pizza, kebab AND Donalds."

by Lyrical_chef March 13, 2017

Sadlarious

Finding something humourous within something that is inherently tragic, disturbing, and/or absurd.

This word came to be when a group of friends were hanging out at a bar and one of them mentioned that they'd recently read a statistic that reported how every time the Special Olympics are held, someone dies because they push themselves too hard. People immediately began to laugh at this but also questioned themselves for doing so because it's clearly a tragic thing. Yet it seemed funny somehow. Sadlarious.

by Maika January 18, 2008

bbc safari

to hunt big black cock bbc; the act of a huntress or group of female hunters seeking out the largest of the large black cocks. Upon capture the hunted impale the hunters with their black meat swords until satisfaction is achieved.

"What are you doing tonight?"

"Melissa, Annie and I are going on a BBC Safari"

by Mel loves the BBC April 20, 2008