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Sailor Jerry's Rum

A beautiful dark Caribbean rum blended with vanilla and lime. Granted its name after the famous tattooist Norman Collins who invented the recipe.
Dude 1: You ever had Sailor Jerry's Rum?

Dude 2: Yeah! Strong! But goes down smooth!
by Sailor Jerry's Drinker January 16, 2010
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Sailor's Tongue

One who swears a lot is said to have this.
Kelly: ***** ** *** you mother****** piece of ****. I will **** you up and **** them until they're ****** over.

Sid: you sure as **** have sailor's tongue!
by srav June 7, 2009
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Sailor & The 7 Ballz

Tuxedo Mask (or whatever you call him) sits in his room, masturbating to his never-ending supply of surveillance screens featuring SOMEONE either naked or doing the nasty. His expression is PRICELESS, as is his... er, ejaculation. (Let's just say he probably spends as much time wiping off his entire wall's worth of monitor screens as masturbating to them.)

Another amusing scene would be where our DBZ heroes make their way to the party orgy. Seeing Vegeta in nothing but black pants and a bowtie is freaky enough, but seeing Goku and Piccolo walking slightly behind, stifling giggles while reassuring Vegeta that he looks quite good, is just great.

Sadly, that's all the amusement this title has to offer. The rest simply degenerates into a huge mess of an orgy, featuring well known or lesser known characters humping it up left and right. And no one is safe. If I remember correctly, I think I saw Belldandy being thoroughly violated by Terry Bogard. And that's certainly not the end of it.

It IS the end of the review, though. I seem to remember something vague about the Dragon Ball (the actual BALL, that is) bouncing around and turning some of the Sailor girls into she-males, but I'd rather not reminisce or elaborate any more on that. It IS worth watching at least once for its sheer ridicul-o-power, but only if you can find it rather easily. It's not worth getting particularly worked up over, that's for sure.
When i saw Sailor & The 7 Ballz i thought that it was the weirdest porn/comedy i have ever seen.
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Sailor Moon Abridged

A brilliant parody of the 90’s anime Sailor Moon, in which the SMA crew (megami33, krisrix, roll002, maxskate2001, whipofalchemy, and judgement915) uses their own brand of humor to tell the story of Sailor Moon with only minor changes to the storyline. Some fan favorites include: bulimic Serena/Sailor Moon, EMO Raye/Sailor Mars, incoherent Amy/Sailor Mercury, transsexual Lita/Sailor Jupiter, and Zoycite… the gender-confused alien.

The SMA crew has gained in popularity as they continue to put out more episodes, and they have even begun releasing merchandise for rabid fans. From bored college students to amazingly hilarious voice actors, the SMA crew has earned their place in YouTube history.
Bored college student 1: "I'm gonna watch Sailor Moon!"
Bored college student 2: "Fuck that, I'm gonna watch Sailor Moon Abridged!"
Bored college student 1: "What's that?"
Bored college student 2: "That same thing you're watching... only better!"
by taekwondoangel1 August 5, 2009
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Sailor Mercury

Another Sailor Solider in the Japanese Anime Sailor Moon.

Ami Mizuno (or Amy in the English version) was the first Sailor Scout found and “reawakened”. She represents the element water and her uniform is the color blue. In the beginning of the Series she did not have any “offensive” powers, but only had a “defensive” power (shabon spray / mercury bubbles). Later on as the series progressed she gained a few new powers all on the “offensive” (i.e. Shine Aqua Illusion, Aqua Rhapsody, Mercury Aqua Mirage *strongest but only seen in one episode, Ami’s First Love*) She is known as the brains of the group, and is highly intellectual. In the manga story arc her IQ was 300.

In the Live Action show she also became known as Dark Mercury for a short period of time.
The future is something you build by yourself
-Sailor Mercury
by Carol Marie July 2, 2007
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Sailor Moon

One day, Usagi Tsukino, a clumsy 2nd-year middle school student (8th grader), stumbles upon a talking cat named Luna. Luna tells her that she is destined to be Sailor Moon, "champion of love and justice," and she must search for the fabled Moon Princess. Usagi finds friends that turn out to be destined senshi as well, and together they fight to save the world from the certain doom brought upon by the Dark Kingdom (Queen Beryl, the generals, Metallia).
Sailor Moon was first shown on Toonami in 1998. There are a total of 200 episodes.
by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 28, 2010
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Sailor Jupiter

The super-powered version of Makoto Kino. She is a very tough and tomboy like figure who likes to cook and serves as the "muscles" of the group. She is also the tallest of the Sailor team. Boys fear as she nears them. Her element is thunder including moves like Supreme Thunder, Sparkling wide pressure, and Oak Evolution. The her friends usually call her Mako-Chan. Her color is green.
Sailor Jupiter: Jupiter Star Power, MAKE UP!
by SeraaJupitah August 22, 2009
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