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S.C.L.I.D.

Sudden Catastrophic Load Induced Disassembly. The occurrence of a firearm or chemical projectile weapon self-destructing do to improper loading or charging. Also Obstruction of firing or improper assembly causing normal loading to destroy the firearm. Used Posthumously.
"He double charged a hand load and had a S.C.L.I.D."
"He stuck a 20 in a 12, and fired one into the other. Big time S.C.L.I.D."
by FireMoth July 31, 2008
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A.I.D.S.

If you are a man who enjoys sucking your own shit off another mans dick (not to mention sucking the shit of countless other dumpster thumpers off that very same dick) while at the same time being force fed all the sperm that your face cunt can choke down you stand a good chance of contracting a disease commonly known as A.I.D.S. , which by all the laws of nature would make you Another Infected Dick Sucker. NOW GO GET A FUCKING BREATH MINT FAG !!!
by amanda huginlick March 10, 2010
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A.S.S.D.I.C.K.

This stands for: Always Silently Shut Doors In Case of Kleptomaniacs, and it is a method to prevent burglary. It is introduced by Sergeant Anous for Smosh Productions.
Sergeant Anous: I think about A.S.S.D.I.C.K. all the time.
by Pen15: biggestaround November 22, 2020
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i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s

i want to kill my self so badlt but i dont want to make mt friends and family sad
hey whats wrong?
i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s
by sad.emo_boi August 11, 2020
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F.I.S.D.

Flirted, inserted, squirted and deserted.

When a man/woman hits a "rough patch" and needs to get one off they find a human being capable of sexual intercourse, and proceed to follow the a fore mentioned steps. They flirt, they then insert, following that they squirt (projectile or internally), finally they desert.

Advice: Have a psuedoname prepared, as well as phone number.
Dude i totally broke my streak last night when i F.I.S.D. this girl bad.
by The Rowdy Teenager April 18, 2009
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D.I.S.

Serina needed to pep her cuteness with a D.I.S. now she's uncontrollably hyper.
by kjm16 December 15, 2008
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A.I.D.S

Dude this class is giving me A.I.D.S.
by dblade19 January 25, 2011
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