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Russian Sports Drink

Noun. A heady mix of vodka and Gatorade.
Kaalen: Yo, I bought the vodka, did you bring the Gatorade?
Tim: Wouldn't be a Russian sports drink without it!
by Cklark Ckent April 14, 2014
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Russian Judge

A Russian Judge is someone who plays favorites under the pretense of objectivity.

Comes from the communist-block winter olympic judges during late Cold War who gave tens in figure-skating to communists and sixes to capitalists.
After the skater from Belarus' fatal fall during her tripple-axel, the Russian Judge proudly awarded a 10.
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 26, 2018
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Russian Sewer Pipe

When you shit into a condom, tie it off, and freeze it, then proceed to use it as a dildo.
Mom: "Son, what is your shit doing in the fridge?"
Son: "Jesus Mom, I'm making a Russian sewer pipe."
by TheRealKira January 24, 2015
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The Russian Vice

When a person forcefully squeezes a man's testicles so as to cause the victim great pain.
"After my girlfriend went through my phone, she dumped me and put me in The Russian Vice."
by Peter the Mediocre December 10, 2016
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Russian refund

Paying more money trading in something to get something else instead of getting your money back for the thing you have.
When Wargaming wanted to rebalance old tanks, they decided to give us a russian refund instead of giving us our money back.
by Eltwinkinator June 12, 2018
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Russian flamethrower

When you stick it in someones ass while they are puking because their butthole while tighten up with each throw up.
Alan: My girlfriend was puking last night so I seized the opportunity and gave her the russian flamethrower

Ak: thats fucked up dude wth
by Ak_604 February 13, 2019
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Ruslan

Ruslan is the Russian variant of ARSLAN, meaning "lion", of Iranian or Iranic origin. " Arslan" and "Aslan" are common among Turkic and Mongolian peoples, who brought the name to the cultures of the Caucasus, Middle-East, the Eastern Europe, Manchuria and South Asia.
Keyboard warrior is not Ruslan.
Say it to Ruslans face little girl.
by ComeAtmeBRO_WEAKasGirls July 28, 2019
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