guy 1: what's the most important rule in balling up rules?
guy 2: definetly my Balling up rule 1. is the spliff rule
guy 2: definetly my Balling up rule 1. is the spliff rule
by srak.ec. June 8, 2022
Get the Balling up rule 1. mug.A rule for throwing a party which states that for every two 2 girls you invite 1 will show and for every 1 guy you invite 2 will show.
Tony invited an equal amount of girls and guys to the party but because of the 2 for 1 rule the girls were outnumbered by 4 to 1.
by logeatloco0082 September 22, 2017
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Get the Rule Number 1 mug.If friends spend more than 60 minutes unable to decide what to do, they must default to sexual experimentation.
Friend 1: Huh... I didn't know about rule 99.1.
Friend 2: Me either...
Friend 1: ...I'll get the Crisco.
Friend 2: Me either...
Friend 1: ...I'll get the Crisco.
by Quacker1 February 16, 2008
Get the rule 99.1 mug.If friends spend more than 60 minutes unable to decide what to do they must default to sexual experimentation.
Friend A: So what do you want to do?
Friend B: Still no ideas.
Friend A: Wait, I think theres a rule about this.
(Gets rule book and reads rule 99.1 outloud)
Friend B: Huh.
Friend A: I did not know that rule.
Friend B: Me neither.
Friend A: I'll go get the Crisco.
- XKCD Comic # 330
Friend B: Still no ideas.
Friend A: Wait, I think theres a rule about this.
(Gets rule book and reads rule 99.1 outloud)
Friend B: Huh.
Friend A: I did not know that rule.
Friend B: Me neither.
Friend A: I'll go get the Crisco.
- XKCD Comic # 330
by Ayame13 January 22, 2010
Get the Rule 99.1 mug.The rule that when out drinking you can easily drink 3 pints before you need your first piss but thereafter it's one pint, one piss for the rest of the evening.
(Also applies to drinking tea if you're British).
(Also applies to drinking tea if you're British).
by Woody72 May 27, 2017
Get the The 3-1-1 rule mug.At a BBQ, The number of Burners on the BBQ decides how many metres away any women must be at all times***
*** All times except whilst bringing an alcoholic beverage to the cook or cooks support.
*** All times except whilst bringing an alcoholic beverage to the cook or cooks support.
Rule AUS-1 relates to the goings on at a BBQ
There is 4 Burners on a mans BBQ which means his wife must stay 4 metres away from it, unless she brings him or his support staff a beer, which should be open by the time he gets it, then she must retreat to the required distance.
There is 4 Burners on a mans BBQ which means his wife must stay 4 metres away from it, unless she brings him or his support staff a beer, which should be open by the time he gets it, then she must retreat to the required distance.
by Loudy_016 November 28, 2010
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