rhino-saurus rex

A person with a nose that is not in proportion with their face. Often leads to abuse from friends and embarrassing photos from the side.

Woh check that fat man scoop Bain he's such a rhino-saurus rex

by Kingc1utch January 15, 2010

colon of a rhino

When someone posses the colon of a rhino that person is able to hold their crap much longer than an average person would be able to,until a toilet is readily available for their personal use.

Announcer: Aaron Rodgers, you and the Green Bay Packers have just won the Super Bowl, what are you going to do next?

Aaron: I don't know about the others but I'm gonna go drop a duece, I've been holding it since halftime.

Announcer: This game went into triple over time and you've been holding a dump the entire time, you must have the colon of a rhino.

Aaron: Thanks.

by SMSchoirboy October 26, 2011

Rubin

Rubin is a red diamond / crystal. The people who are called Rubin are mostly nice and with deep feelings . They are the most people you could trust and wouldn't he fake with you and are always there for you !

Someone: i feel really bad

Someone 2 : go talk to Rubin

Rubin : hey i am there for you

by Whynotman August 24, 2017

Rhino in the plug

The act of wrapping someone up tight in their eiderdown blanket so they cannot move, then gently rubbing your knob-end on their ear.

It was hilarious last night, I burst into my brothers room and gave him a 'Rhino in the plug'!

by Major Stains August 26, 2017

Rhino clam

When a girl charges at you with her vagina with such ferocity that it may as well be a charging rhinoceros. Common activity of women who are normal in large groups but go feral when alone with a guy they want to have sex with. Women who collect stamps and have more than one cat often go in to rhino clam mode.

Oh shit, here comes bridgett. Fucking bitch tries to rhino clam me whenever we get within 50 feet of each other. Thinking about telling her I am gay, but with my irish luck, I will probably end up with a closet rod in the ass.

by 31Flavors August 2, 2012

steamy rhino

Whenever in the act of sexual intercourse and the male has reached the point of blowing his load he purposely shoves his genitalia up the womens nose and blows his load

Anne Frank enjoyed it when Hitler gave her a steamy rhino

by TheTrundleHorn April 18, 2018

Northern White Rhino

An older white canadian man on the prowl for a younger woman and by definition, the gender opposite of the cougar. The Northern White Rhino derives his name from his appearance because the specimen is more often than not horny , sometimes sporting his man horn. More often that not claiming to have a spectacular one.

There's A Northern White Rhino over there. How do you know? Look he has his horn.

by daddyowe April 15, 2010