dirty reuben love

Any sexual act involving thousand island dressing.

I'm talking about enjoying a hot bowl of chicken soup with a reuben, and then making dirty reuben love.

by moses12345 September 2, 2013

RUBEN

big ass dick

RUBEN's got a bigassdick

by Rosa Mesta January 13, 2020

Reuben

Reuben is a guy who is charming and sweet and is very laid back. He is a terrible liar and master at swindling people at the same time. Reuben is very intelligent but refuses to accept it, Reuben is very protective of people close to him and really awkward when you first meet. Reuben always thinks too little of himself and portrays himself in a humble manner. Many people when meeting him at first find him annoying but if you know a Reuben keep them close because Reuben is very loyal to people he likes.

Person 1: Reuben is so cool!
Person 2: ikr!!

by Reuben EditZ YT July 31, 2022

rubenesque

Applied to a woman who has similar proportions to those in paintings by the Flemish painter Peter Paul Ruben; attractively plump; a woman who is alluring or pretty but without the waif-like body or athletic build presently common in media.

"Our waitress is really hot, even if she has a few extra pounds on her, but it doesn't matter because I like my women rubenesque anyway."

by daniel milw May 24, 2006

Ruben

A totally gorgeous guy that all the girls fall for. A little shy when it comes to relationships, but he will make up for it when you guys are both ready;) his eyes are so dark its un-real. Hes cool dont tell it to him or else he'll get so cocky, but you will love him no matter what.

"Margret": Trevor says hes better looking than Ruben!
Group of Girls: NOOO!
"Alyssa": guys hes right there!
Group of Girls: hey Ruben, your hawt!
Ruben: (smiling like hes irresistible)

by BFTTA September 23, 2018

Ruben

Most handsome boy ever, very lazy and very classy his manors are not the best but his hair is beautiful u get lost in his eyes, u fall in love with Rubens naturally and he usually gets all the chicks but when he finds the right girl there’s no doubt about it hes protective.

“Oh that’s the boy ruben , don’t mess with his chick he will knock you out’

by Leah cotton August 8, 2018

Rubenade

To take one's time doing absolutely nothing while others are waiting for you.

Wow dude, what took you so long?
Sorry bro, I was just enjoying a nice rubenade.

by PakiBoy November 5, 2014