Rowing Girls

Rowing girls are crazy hot and dedicated. If they don’t have a pretty face they got a pretty body. They always busy cause of practice but if your an athlete you know. Best to date them if your athlete too cause you both understand dedication. They hard on themselves and work themselves past the limit so appreciate those girls. (Check out their rowers butt and thighs n those shorts damnn)

RJ: Bruh my gf got a fat ass lmao she a rower
Tyrone: rowers are crazy hot to fuck they take all your commands like the masochists they are
Luis: Bro if rowing girls can’t use their broken ass hands they gonna have to use their mouths
RJ: I ain’t complainin

Locals: Bruh rowings a sport?

by tyr0nezz387 November 23, 2019

Rowing With Joel

Adjectival Phrase: An experience or quality of unquantifiable disappointment or dissatisfaction.

'Geoff was rowing so badly it was like rowing with Joel'

'The minister described the current economic state as like rowing with Joel'

'The Mummy 3 was like rowing with Joel'

'How you feel after the fire?'
'I feel awful, like I'm rowing with Joel'

'How bad was it on a scale of zero to rowing with Joel?'

'I thought Bristol university would be awesome, but it was like rowing with Joel'

by Rich Dire is a tosser October 22, 2008

Rowing the Trench

A sex act performed by two persons, in which a male participant rubs their erect penis back and forth along their partner's intergluteal cleft (ass crack). In the midst of passionately hotdogging, the couple link arms at the elbow, using them as leverage to 'row the trench'.

Man, Steve really chafed my stink star while we were rowing the trench.

It's important to properly lube the glute luge before rowing the trench.

by Detective Dick Jiggles June 19, 2022

rowing machine

1. Rowing Machine. Someone who "pulls" women or men with extreme regularity.

Guy 1 - Did you see how many numbers he got last night ?

Guy 2 - Yes, he is a straight up rowing machine.

by Vatrocities November 18, 2013

Rowing with William

The greatest satisfaction that could ever exist. The most phenomenal experience one might ever have. In other words perfect.

Last night's antics were as good as rowing with William!

The sex was BETTER than rowing with William!

How amazing was it on a scale of one to ten rowing with William?

How was the exam?
It was more like rowing with Joel.

I am as good as rowing with William.

Rowing with William was as good as actually rowing with William

amazing lush phenomenal

by rowing July 23, 2010

rowing fag

A tryhard rower (so most of them) who, particularly like to flex their non-existent muscles. They think that they attract potential mates, but, in turn just attract more big, bulky, sweaty men. Of course, despite attracting these men they still persist in their quest to find a soulmate through rowing.

"Oh Ezra, you're such a sweaty rowing fag. Do a real sport!"

by WomBatmanMagic October 30, 2018

Rowing the boat

Masturbating two other males at the same time, normally by a female.

- Maaaan! don't get in the spa!
- Why?!
- We were in the spa totally outta of it, when Tash stated rowing the boat with me and Johno... and we weren't complaining! Just don't get in, ok?

by papitorico October 10, 2008