FULL ROAST

Full sexual intercourse between a male and female. This is often built up to with a 'HALF ROAST' generally foreplay of some sort.

Male:- Hi babe i've had such a busy day at work and i'm bloody starving

Female:- I'll put some food in the oven duck

Male:- Arr great... Any chance of a FULL ROAST after?

Female:- Sounds good to me, I might even treat you to a HALF ROAST if you eat all your dinner.

by FR04STR December 18, 2014

Roast

To tell someone off with a bad ass comeback.

Roast:

Boy: "kill yourself"

Girl: "if I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your Ego and jump to your IQ"

by Nikki Fazbear November 20, 2016

dry roasted

Anal sex without the lube

My bum hurts, I was dry roasted last night, I forgot the lube

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

nut-roaster

When you're have sex, and the girl lets one rip across your balls.

I was really nailing this chick last night, but she gave me a nut-roaster.

by The Rev NG8 June 22, 2016

Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted

When you roast someone and they have no comebacks at all and just standing there, absorbing the screams from the crowd as the roastee, makes a square in the air with his hands, and waves a check in the air.

1: You're ugly!
2: That sounds like a mouthful, i'm sure you used that when you were choking on your dads dick.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
an example of someone being Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted.

Me: please help me i'm bored and made a shitty meme...

by Zupalan January 9, 2019

royal roast

a fucken dirty fart that has been cooking for some time.

jimmy plunkett: deary me that royal roast popped out of nowhere
jefferson ford: i can almost taste it

by sirduffington December 17, 2008

Roast You like a Muffin

When You roast someone like a muffin it means you roast them Like a white person. (White People can't roast, Besides I'm White, I know what it's Like).

Man 1: Boy, Ima roast you like a muffin!
Man 2: Oh No...
Man 1: Yo mama So fat, She turned into a Pig!
Man 2: *Facepalm*

by TheDarkJester69 May 29, 2016