Ball Park Betty Rump Roaster

It's when your fucking a girl from behind when she is on all fours. Then you stick a hot dog in her ass at the same time pulling your penis out of her vagina, then cramming your penis down her throat. She will instinctively gag thus shooting the hot dog out of her ass into the awaiting hot dog bun.

While having sex with my girlfriend I became hungry. Soon she thougt she was being DP'd. To her suprise she was just used as a Ball Park Betty Rump Roaster.

by Brian Ringer November 19, 2007

zombie roaster

Looking like a zombie (very pale) after smoking weed.

Man, chris was lookng like a zombie roaster last night.

by DB762 November 6, 2006

Coffee Roaster

Overall a complete and total baddass. One who knows an extraordinary amount about all aspects of coffee, including: origin of the raw bean, flavor profile of coffee from every country, temperatures at which the coffee roasts, roast levels, and knows a sucky cup of coffee just by smelling it. Basically, they're a drug dealer that instead of dealing weed or cocaine deals coffee.

Did you hear about that badass coffee roaster that orders his own beans overseas, roasts them in a homemade roaster made from a grill and a rotating trashcan, grinds it in a $200 grinder from Italy, and sells it to local coffee bars to put starbucks out of business?

by gngrtbag January 9, 2011

Bean Roaster

A bean roaster is the Mexican equivalent to a rice burner. It's a shitty little car that's been tricked out with spinning chrome rims and possibly a spray painting of mother Mary on the hood. What it lacks in power, it makes up for in impracticality; it's not fast and it's definitely not furious, but it's guaranteed to turn heads at any quinceanera.

1. Did you see that bean roaster running from the cops? Those cholos are loco!

2. Dammit! Some bean roaster just cut me off the road!

by Young-Master-Bates January 22, 2019

Kenny Rogers Roaster

When one man insert his penis into a woman/man's mouth and another man inserts his penis into the same woman/man's vagina/asshole. The two men proceed to turn the woman/man clockwise around their penises, like a rotisserie chicken.

Me and this dude gave this nasty whore a Kenny Rogers Roaster, it was great team work.

by A stupid guinea July 7, 2010

the roaster

The appropriate description of defecating on an oven tray which is then placed in the oven on high bake, ideally fan, and with the oven closed, left to roast.

Man, this party sucks. Lets do the Roaster and get the hell outta here!

by Pete Kampas August 21, 2007

Oven Stuffed Roaster

The unusual method of inserting one's finger in the ass of your partner while screwing her, and feeling her cervix. This procedure is most effective from behind. (SEE ALSO NEW JERSEY MEATHOOK)

There's nothing like an Oven Stuffed Roaster early in the morning to get the blood flowing.

by John Boy December 23, 2003