Philbert's Roadhouse

Kind of like a convention but for degenerate pricks and scum, breeding ground of all things nasty.

Man 1: Wanna go to Philbert's Roadhouse with me
Man 2: I'd rather not, last time I went there they bullied me for my anime profile picture.

by eggsmceggington March 3, 2021

texas roadhouse

when you take a girl upstairs on a mid-summer night and sweat like hogs while you bask in hot dog juice. her last name must be Jewish.

Anybody up for a Texas Roadhouse tonight? trying to burn a few calories in the sauna

by mrmccoy19 June 27, 2019

Texas Roadhouse

A Texas Roadhouse is where u play basketball white ur nut amd u have to shoot ur nut into the hoop

Brian Yo I finna clap u in some Texas Roadhouse

Steve sheeeeeesh

by Donnietrump69 April 8, 2021

Cum Guzzling Roadhouse Whore

1. Usally a female from the midwest, who hangs outside roadhouses in order to claim her fill of cum. In rare occurrances, some may be male of not from the midwest.

2. An insult used by a select few people, usually from Montana.

1. "Dude, i got head from this cum guzzling roadhouse whore, it was AWESOME!!!"

2. "You cum guzzling roadhouse whore" said Spencer to his gf's son.

by Jack's Fat Ass July 21, 2009

triple studder step roadhouse

Wen you stomp the ground 3 times and winmill ur leg and right after u say roadhouse

He did a triple studder step roadhouse right outta nowhere

by hefe housein April 19, 2018

Logans roadhouse

A restaurant that has an old wizard guarding the entrance demanding your email address so he can proceed to spam fuck your email 27 ft in the ground.

Person1: hey look its Logans roadhouse, I could go for a steak right about now

Wizard: SO LOOKIN TO ENTER THE LAND OF LOGAN AYYY?

Person1: uhhhh yeah I am.

Wizard: OOOO IVE SEEN MANY PEOPLE ENTER AND NONE HAVE RETURNED, NOW I WILL REQUIRE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS SO I CAN RAW DOG IT LATER.

Person1:(is aroused)

by Idiotcowboy69 October 20, 2021

Texas Roadhouse

An inside joke

Texas Roadhouse, hehehehehehehe.

by Slawsker June 28, 2022