Smurf Riding Tickle Dick

1. When one is prior to blowing his load, the partner will will "tickle" his dick blue.

2. When a smurf rides a four legged animal while he is in the process of tickling his dick.

3. Yet another insult.

Gerard moaned in great pleasure as Sally got off of him and started to tickle his dick.

Papa smurf hadn't ridden a horsie before, the tremendous feeling of his deep blue balls bouncing up and down on the horse gave him the feeling to tickle his dick.

"Cameron you Smurf Riding Tickle Dick stop being such a Smurf Riding Tickle Dick and do your fucking homework!!"

by Sir Fuzzmo September 1, 2006

Riding the Griffin

Masturbation.

From World of Warcraft, where players have nothing better to do for eight minutes while traveling from one place to another on their griffin.

Three guys playing WoW and talking on teamspeak.

Guy 1: Hey, Guy 2.

(no reply)

Guy 3: He must be off riding the griffin.

by Pyromaniakkk December 30, 2009

Squat riding

It involves riding dick but the female is squatting on both feet or one leg on the knee bouncing up and down in a pleasureable way it is one of Dominic’s favorite positions

I’m good on leg day Dominic had me squat riding all weekend

by Angry pirate hooker69 April 7, 2020

Riding West Of Texas

Having sex a little on the kinky side, often with the use of erotic toys, lotions, or creams.

Person One: "Have you ever been west of Texas?"
Person Two: "Oh, riding west of Texas is the only way to go!"

by Hageam January 16, 2008

riding the north face

The act of a woman sitting on a man's face while he orally pleasures her.

Guy 1: "Man, that girl was freaky! She the was riding the north face an everything!"
Guy 2: "she what?"
Guy 1: "she sat on my face and had me eat her out!"

by OswaldH July 10, 2015

Padmei Rigging

Electrical wires or electronics assembled or customized in under 5 minutes using: duct tape, USB extenders, electrical tape, super glue.

Fuses will be blown.

The opposite of MacGyver.

Padmei: My car PC isn't working "today".
Everyone: Sweet Padmei Rigging.

by War Towels December 23, 2009

Beaner Rigging

taking a piece of crap car and trying to make it nice by using spray paint and other cheap materials.

I saw my neighbor beaner rigging his 1992 toyota tercel by spray painting his rims purple and rewiring the audio system.

by coopone September 7, 2012