Rub the Rhubarb

To jack off or masterbate. It origin comes from the vibrant red color the penile shaft takes on after a particularly vigorous rub-out session.

After the high school dance left Danny hot and bothered, he had no choice but to rub the rhubarb.

by Chicago Jeff October 4, 2006

rhuben

Rhuben: The meaning of this name is to have passion for loving people and always make them happy no matter what it takes al the effort and al the pain wil be sacrificed to gain that goal

Hey my name is Rhuben

by Roun June 8, 2020

Rhubarb and custard

The act of sticking a piece of rhubarb into your vagina whilst someone nuts onto it

Me and Jeremy did the rhubarb and custard last night

by Boobmaster January 16, 2022

Rhubarbing

When you ejaculate inside a lady whom is menstruating, pull out your phallus in a swift fashion leaving a white and red streaky cum-coction either on the sheets or each other.

Oh, I say Betty, it appears we’ve done quite the Rhubarbing on your Auntie’s sheets!

by Legolash April 24, 2022

rhubarb

1. A plant with stalks that can only be eaten after being sweetened and cooked and often eaten with other things anyway. Many people have heard of it but never seen it before.

A rhubarb pie actually has more strawberries than rhubarbs.

by DW May 28, 2004

rhubarborous

Adjective meaning fantastic or fantabulous. Has the word 'rhubarb' in it purely because it's a great word, and a tasty fruit.

Could typically be used by posh people instead of the usual 'spiffing'.

"I'm having a great time tonight, aren't you?"
"Yes, darhling, rhubarborous!"

by rvs743 August 31, 2006

rhubarb

a) A euphemistic way for calling someone a retard.
b) One who is severely retarded.

Did you hear about my roommate? He thinks letting a pizza sit means leaving it in the oven for longer. Man, that guy is such a rhubarb.

by diebearenjuden September 26, 2010