A retrosexual is a possibly, or likely even, male consumer who chooses clothes and accesories that have stood the test of time, and usually regards ironing as a waste of good book reading time. They are usually oblivious to current jargon and slang.
What have you got there John?
Why Jennifer, its my 1998 Apple Newton 2100 PDA. I bought it on eBay last week, just so I could read ebooks from Project Gutenberg more easily on the bus. You know, it has the biggest screen of any PDA, and it comes with a sled to use ordinary AA rechargeable batteries! This means those weirdly shaped batteries in your phone or Palm that won't be made in seven years time are no longer a problem. And it can read my handwriting!
Well, whatever. It sure goes well with that op shop suede jacket. And I bet you don't even know what a retrosexual is?
Mmmmh?
Why Jennifer, its my 1998 Apple Newton 2100 PDA. I bought it on eBay last week, just so I could read ebooks from Project Gutenberg more easily on the bus. You know, it has the biggest screen of any PDA, and it comes with a sled to use ordinary AA rechargeable batteries! This means those weirdly shaped batteries in your phone or Palm that won't be made in seven years time are no longer a problem. And it can read my handwriting!
Well, whatever. It sure goes well with that op shop suede jacket. And I bet you don't even know what a retrosexual is?
Mmmmh?
by meikan July 14, 2005
Get the retrosexual mug.a guy who actually likes women instead of wanting to act like them. he uses no hair care products except for white rain shampoo, has several flannel shirts, and owns at least one pair of work boots.
woman 1: hey, check out the retrosexual in the high and tight driving the skid loader. woman 2: i believe he is admiring the sway in my backside, according to his comments.
by shemma December 29, 2004
Get the retrosexual mug.Related Words
Retasexual
• retrosexual
• retardsexual
• Metasexual
• Rasexual
• Ratsexual
• reidsexual
• Resexual
• rotosexual
• betasexual
A metasexual is someone who is aroused only by references to the sex they are having, rather than the sex itself.
by Zig Awesome August 1, 2007
Get the Metasexual mug.by DaddyElijah January 2, 2021
Get the Ratsexual mug.A person who feels the need to put labels on themselves, to make up for the empty void of their personality, and will say offensive things about you but will cry if anyone says anything remotely offensive about them.
“Hey man, have you met that fatherless dream Stan?”
“Yeah, they are a complete Retardsexual. No wonder they have no friends.”
“Yeah, they are a complete Retardsexual. No wonder they have no friends.”
by Umbassa July 23, 2022
Get the Retardsexual mug.Revsexual means being attracted to people that have anything in their name "Rev". They will be just attracted to them, not in sexual way maybe, but just won't stop thinking about them or will want to spend time with them.
Person1: "Hey there Revitic! How are ya!"
Revitic: "Uhh, hey."
Person1: "Damn is it me or is it hot here today hm.."
Revitic: "It's only you"
Person1: "Naww I think you're just making me hot and horny for ya"
Revitic: "I think you're just Revsexual you know, you have no literal interest in me other than my name..."
Revitic: "Uhh, hey."
Person1: "Damn is it me or is it hot here today hm.."
Revitic: "It's only you"
Person1: "Naww I think you're just making me hot and horny for ya"
Revitic: "I think you're just Revsexual you know, you have no literal interest in me other than my name..."
by CPT. tele November 15, 2022
Get the Revsexual mug.an experience with someone later in life who was known and perhaps dated at a much earlier time of life
"I had not gone out with her since high school, but I found her on the internet and now we are seeing each other again, I guess you could call it a retrosexual experience"
by iRustin September 13, 2009
Get the Retrosexual mug.