Retardism 

Not an actual biological retard, but one possessing sevaral of the Key attributes.

Many millennials are afflicted by a generational case of retardism.

Retardism by Woninthechamber November 23, 2024

Retardism 

A mental condition that encompasses both autism and retardation. The word was invented by the dreamy wise man of Arezium 2000 years ago in the heartland of Mongolia. Leader Batu Khan appreciated the word and its deep profound meaning so he included it in the national language.

"I'm a combination of autism and retardation. So I am the definition of Retardism" - Arezium circa. 2000 years ago

Retardism by The real dreamy khan December 21, 2024

Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism 

An infectious disease which causes the victim to frequently act in an extremely retarded manner, may it be in the form of making whale noises while clapping their hands like a seal, or staring at the ceiling while drooling helplessly and laughing as if possessed.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
* Wailing making whale noises
* Suddenly yelling 'Iowa' in an extremely retarded manner
* Laughing helplessly after making a bad joke or thinking about something remotely dark
* Acting autistic in public
* Making weird noises which include, but are not limited to, 'IOWAAAA', 'HUEEEEE', 'KEKKEKKEK' etc.

Person 1: "Hey, did you hear about John?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he was fine at the party until he had a Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism... poor fellow lost it then and there and passed away making whale noises."

Person 1: "I couldn't stop laughing after reading the word 'special assembly' and imagining a bunch of students standing in lines, staring at the sky with their heads crooked, drooling from their mouths and endlessly laughing."
Person 2: "Yeah, well, you had a Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism. Relatable."

Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism by specialneedsbear June 8, 2018

Living Retardism 

Emo Used HM01 is retarded , thats is all
A more complicated way of saying he is retarded

Squirrel says "Emo your the definition of Living Retardism"

Living Retardism by richyrichyrichy June 19, 2021

Retardis 

A term for a person that is actually more retarded on the inside than they appear to be on the outside.

Derived from "retard" and the Dr Who Tardis machine.

"I didn't realise she was so stupid at first! She is such a retardis!"

Retardis by drmwoz October 28, 2009

Retardicon 

1) A Autobot/Decipticon that is utterly retarded.

2) Something that has to do with a machine of some sort that is retarded.

3) An insult inferring mental retardation of a person.

1 Guy #1 "Dude, there's a transformer that transforms into a Short-bus."

Guy #2 "What a retardicon."

2a "Your car can only get AM? Man, your car is a retardicon."

2b "That gundamn is a such retardicon."

3 "You are such a retardicon."

Retardicon by Syn122 January 29, 2009

Retardi b 

Some dumb bitch that ruins alot of music, the right way of saying Cardi b's rap name.

Oh wow that so called rapper Retardi b ruined that new song with (insert a good rapper).

Retardi b by Urb4n13g3nd27 July 6, 2019