retardian

1. adj. Of or relating to retards, retardation and stupidity
2. n. Dumb people, individually or as a group

Putting your dick in a vacuum cleaner hose is the retardian way of jacking off.

Kevin Federline is king of the retardians.

by szyslak September 16, 2008

retardical

A mix between "rhetorical" and "retarded", usually used to describe a rhetorical question that makes no sense.

David, stop asking such retardical questions!

by boysnoggage December 5, 2004

retardacity

A psuedo-scientific measure of the maximum capacity of a room for retardation/retarded behavior.

Using a soldering iron to fix a broken support beam in a futon almost breaches the retardacity limit in a given room.

"This room has reached its retardacity limit. If it gets any more retarded something will probably catch on fire."

by HugoBoom May 16, 2006

retardidiculous

Something both retarded, and ridiculous.

Man, that's retarted, and ridiculous... it's... retardidiculous!

by Stykz September 23, 2006

retardigan

a cardigan that makes you look like a retard. especially if you are a guy

oh my goodness look at that guy hes wearing a retardigan

by jadith December 18, 2008

retardacon

A retarded Decepticon.

"You're such a retardacon!"

by Magusto May 20, 2008

Retardiculous

Something that is so retardedly ridiculous it's retardiculous...

I once was about to blurt out the "R" word in front of someone who has a disability. I tried to say ridiculous instead but it was too late...I had already begun to say "Retard...so out came RETARDICULOUS"

used when something is mind blowingly stupid, shocking or awesome...

Used in a sentence; "holy fuck! that is retardiculous!"

by i coined retardiculous April 23, 2010