Resurrectile disfunction

a term when one cannot resurrect properly, giving them a flaccid aura and a holy discharge.

Typically used in medieval role-play games when the fucking cleric can't bring your squishy wizard back to life after getting a sparagmos by the goblins.
Also used by church and theatre kids alike after their reenactment of the second coming fails cause little billy has stage freight.

friend 1: hey wheres your friend? didn't you get the money to resurrect him?
friend 2: no the priest doesn't like me he says, since i committed sodomy one time.
friend 1: hes lying! he just has resurrectile disfunction.

by Blifnab March 15, 2021

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Rezurrection

The 4th map pack of Call of Duty: Black Ops, consisting of 4 Call of Duty: World At War zombie maps called Nacht der Untoten, Verruckt, Shi No Numa, and Der Riese, in addition to a new map set on the Moon.

Rezurrection would be better if it didn't cost $15.

by panda0124 August 14, 2011

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Resterection

What you call the boner you get when you lay down for an afternoon nap.

Me: do you get a massive erection when you try and take a nap?
Brian: yeah. It's called a resterection.

by OG Dictionizer May 18, 2016

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Reserection (or res-erection), when you save an erection that had softened from unpleasant thoughts by looking at or thinking about something stimulating again.

My mate: Oi, did you fuck 'er last night?
Me: Fuck yeah mate, but I had to do a bit of a reserection. 'Accidentally glanced over at 'er dresser & saw a photo of her mum in a bloody wetsuit.
My mate: How'd you save it, mate?
Me: Looking next to 'er mum & looking at 'er in the wetsuit.
My mate: Fuckin' nice save, mate.

by Killossal March 18, 2017

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