tps reports

Most commonly known to the average worker as a Totally Pointless Stuff Report, management views these as

Sending a list of completed goals to your management because they are too lazy to read a standard status report to get updates.

by BoB December 23, 2003

Error Reporting

A new thing in Windows XP for the user to have the option of sending in the error to Microsoft. It is said to be useless and annoying, but in future years(3-5) Theres errors will be programmed and used to help...but they have no effect on the programs right now.

To disable these annoying things, go to Control Panal>Performance and Maintenance>System>Advanced>Error Reporting>Check 'Disable error reporting.'

Or you may just right click the My Computer icon and go to Properties>Advanced>Error Reporting>Disable

by Taylor January 4, 2005

reborn virginity

A non-virgin who has not been involved in sexual activities for a prolonged period of time, to the point where their virginity can be reclaimed again.

Bros, Kylie hasn't been with anyone in the past 6 months, can't wait to take that reborn virginity.

by RebornVirgnityTaker November 10, 2020

crack report

n.: a newspaper or similar medium, rolled tight and fashionably stuffed in the rear between the pant waist and the undershorts of a middle aged man. Crack reports can be found anywhere, but are most common at race tracks, betting venues, ball games, and other sporting events. Most reports, but not all, contain various residue, leftovers and miscellaneous bacteria that is considered unsanitary by the local health department.

"Charlie! Don't pick up that crack report! You don't know what asshole has been reading that..."

by Dr. Josephus February 28, 2009

blocked and reported

When a friend sends something really foolish. That is how one replies,

Sasha: if clouds weigh so much, why aren't they crushing the planes in the air?
Nicole: Sasha, you're blocked and reported.

by Zappinzahra October 6, 2017

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Why the fuck did you type this

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by Intelligent Ladder April 23, 2023

lab report

1) A side effect of being in a science major, such as chemistry.

2) An instance of the act of grade-rape; typically random and generally performed by a grad student.

3) The impulse that causes a science major to try something easy, like business.

4) A common cause of insomnia, overcaffeination, and binge drinking.

Dude, I stayed up all night last night doing my lab report and now I can't see straight. It's like I'm drunk, but without any of the fun.

by chemmajor June 11, 2012