When the school you curently attend decides to fuck with you and sends all your bad grades home so your parents can bitch at you.
Mom: "Oh, look! A letter!"
Kid: "Noooo!"
Mom: "I wonder what...OH FUCK! GET IN YOUR FUCKING ROOM AND GODDAMN STUDY!"
Kid: "Fucking progress reports..."
Kid: "Noooo!"
Mom: "I wonder what...OH FUCK! GET IN YOUR FUCKING ROOM AND GODDAMN STUDY!"
Kid: "Fucking progress reports..."
by boredlikehell34 December 19, 2008
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Guy 1: Is that Reiko?
Guy 2: Yeah, she’s so hot
Guy 1: I know right.
Girl 1: She’s my friend
Guy 2: What’s her number?
Guy 1: Gotta get on her good side eh?
Guy 2: Yeah, she’s so hot
Guy 1: I know right.
Girl 1: She’s my friend
Guy 2: What’s her number?
Guy 1: Gotta get on her good side eh?
by Stickonastick March 27, 2021
Get the Reiko mug.The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature
Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.
Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.
Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....
This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.
Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....
This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.
Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....
by Lig Na Baste January 16, 2008
Get the This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported. mug.The source of all nightmares for kids, generally containing mostly C's when the student has promised his parents good marks.
"Timmy, how did you do," Asked the mother curiously.
"Oh...right... Remember how how you told me you loved me yesterday, before these report cards existed...?
"Oh...right... Remember how how you told me you loved me yesterday, before these report cards existed...?
by Vlad E. September 27, 2009
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Get the repo mug.when the Department of Social Services takes custody of your children because you are an unfit parent.
Where are your kids?" "Oh, DSS came the other day and repo'd the kids- I'm working on gettin' 'em back next week after this weekend's party. repo'd kids
by realerthananybody January 2, 2011
Get the repo'd kids mug.The act of restoring normal bowel functions after an excessively long night of partying and/or binge eating.
After a long night of Taco Bell and cheap college beer, Tess spent the rest of the weekend on the toilet, repooperating.
by t-baby-clark May 16, 2014
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