remote rage

The sweeping anger that overcomes someone when they cannot find the channel changer, causing them to spiral into a state of rage

It's best to steer clear of my alcohol father when he's having remote rage

by im_on_meth March 21, 2010

Remoteded

Verb- To change the channel on your TV
History: It all started in early 2018 in the suburbs of London, UK when many people from the upcoming generation of youngers became bored of saying stuff like "changing the channel"

Daniel: I just remoteded from spongebob to Teletubbies
Sujita: Oh cool idrc but cool

by Mo Kay aka fortnite god/legend October 20, 2018

Remotely working

Getting not even a remote amount of work done, whether from the office or home.

"Where's the boss? She's totally ignored all my emails."

"She's probably remotely working from home today."

by karens727 October 2, 2009

rehole

Blend of retard and asshole. Can be used in place of or in conjunction with asstard.

"You stupid rehole!"

by K-Statik October 30, 2003

breaking the remote

another euphemism for masturbation
origins are thought to be from a certain night, when a horny 16 year old was pleasuring himself, and dropped the remote, breaking the back.

Nate: Dude, right before you came here i was totally breaking the remote

Chris: Sick

by Nate R.. August 18, 2006

Friend-once-removed

A friend of a friend; one that perhaps you've never met or you aren't well acquainted enough with to call them a proper friend, but your friend is close with.

The 'once' part can be changed depending upon how close this friend is; Your friend's friend's friend's friend would be your friend-thrice-removed.

I was talking with Jen the other day. Turns out my friend-once-removed Darren is in a band that's playing at the club on Friday. Wanna come see them with us?

by Mwezzi December 28, 2008

The Wart Remover

To remove a wart or mole on a girl's face by giving her a facial and aiming for the blemish, and then immediately shoving her into an industrial freezer. When it is completely frozen you take her out and chip it off.

My ex girlfriend had 3 brown eyes until I gave her the wart remover.

by Coldbeverage213 April 26, 2010