Relationshits

Nervous verbal diarrhoea usually to do with a blossoming romance, often a sign of being bad at relationships, or in a case more annoying for the friends of the relationshitter- a smitten kitten. A bad case of the relationshits will often lead to the relationships downfall, as its can often be misunderstood as possessiveness/obsessivness or in the other extreme- being a 'commitaphobe'.

Smitten Kitten- 'ooh my boyfriend is so cute, the other day he said hi and did this really cute thing with...' Relationshits.

Bad at relationships- '...relationshit. O bollox I didn't mean to say relationshit, wow what if he sees this. Eh he's a prick he can just man up and deal with it. Well, he's not actually a prick, but...' Relationshits.

by BlatentlySingle October 08, 2011

relationshit

1. a very bad relationship

2. a relationship that went down the toilet

julia + chris = relationshit

by assleymariexo August 24, 2009

relationshit

a relationship That is non end-user compatible or friendly.

our relationship went south. now it is just a real 'relationshit'
see companionshit, friendshit

by EnterNot July 24, 2008

Relationshits

Nausea, diarrhea, or just a plain old upset stomach caused by the drama of a tumultuous interpersonal relationship or event.

"It was a bad fight. I had relationshits for a week, until she forgave me."

by Anthony Fransella October 26, 2006

relationshit

when a poop takes so long to exit your body, you feel that you've endured a relationship with said poop.

That relationshit was a long time coming - I was constipated for 2 days!

by rorrific January 06, 2015

relationshit

a word defining a bad connection with another person, for ex; a partner.

The situation with my ex-boyfriend would be a relationshit.

by ihopepeoplestartusingthis April 20, 2009

relationshit

What happens in a relationship after it goes south.

I'm over the relationshit and moving on.

by DOC JOE June 11, 2009