Resortist

Someone who goes or spends time at a resort.

The resortist walks to the pool to tan in the sun.

by Kkkellie April 13, 2017

Reeson

Reeson is just a chill laid back person who stays true to himself.He always cares for other people and hardly ever says “no” to people.Reeson is a popular kid who everyone likes and has no haters.Also he’s a young wild nigga so ain’t shit you can tell him

“That guy is a Reeson for sure”

by UnknownKillerxx January 4, 2018

Glenn Reasor story

A story that is made up, opinionated, blown out of proportion, and lack any kind of accuracy.

That isn’t true! You just told a Glenn Reasor story!

by Not just a pretty face November 10, 2019

Universal Orlando Resort

(soon to be) Home of 4 parks; Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure, Volcano Bay, and Epic Universe. Known for their innovative rides, great treatment of staff, and overuse of screens.

Universal Orlando Resort opens Epic Universe... Sometime in the future.

by MrWonka November 7, 2020

last resort shit

Your toilet is clogged it's the middle of the night your nighbors are asleep you have no place else to go and your last resort,shit in a bag.

last night i had to have a last resort shit because of a clogger shit i had 3 days before. So i had to put a bag over the toilet seat and shit in that.

by kool_kat ate me May 3, 2009

Last Resort Christian

One who has no problem with breaking rules and the law and living in sin but claims to be a devout christian once their ass is in trouble.

My cousin Jeff likes to break into places and drink at the age of 16, yet his Facebook profile puts him as a Conservative Christian. Maybe he's a last resort christian.

by Gaaraofthedamned September 9, 2012

Resort To Geronimo

Is the last attempt to knock your prison cell inmate buddy the fuck out before he has his way with your ass.

Be forewarned, a failed attempt at resort to geronimo may create a Geronimo Whiplash situation.

Please refer to Urban Dictionary for Geronimo Whiplash

Hey Hawkins, did you see that inmate resort to geronimo the when he was about to get plugged the other day?

by Dranon Von Ryle August 31, 2011