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Time-Released Hangover

Occurs when substantial amounts of Red Bull are consumed during a night of drinking, resulting in a hangover that seems to be non-existent until 3 hours after you wake up.
Mary: Last night was WILD! How are you feeling after all those Jager-Bombs?
Kate: I feel great, but it's only a matter of time before that nasty Time-Released Hangover kicks in
by Kate&Mary November 22, 2007
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released the crackitch

When your butt crack, or butthole itches so bad you're afraid to scratch it because if you do you won't be able to stop because it feels too good.
Wife: Honey will you please stop scratching your butthole in front of me, it's gross. Some things should just be kept to ourselves.

Husband: I can't now, I've already released the crackitch.
by Brochacho6 April 1, 2015
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Relapse Buddy

A fellow recovering addict who decides to relapse with you to keep you from spiraling too far out of control, and ultimately, to help get you back on the wagon when the time comes.
"Yo, I saw that thing you posted on Facebook, do you need a relapse buddy?"
by JustLik3Me November 1, 2019
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Relapse

A person who's trying to stop using drugs can make mistakes, feel bad, and start using again. This return to drug use is called a relapse. Relapse is common and normal and happens to a lot of people recovering from drug addictions. People will often have one or more relapses along the way.
Hey Sasha how has rehab been?

"not good I relapsed"
by purple juice December 8, 2020
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Relapse

The best fucking album ever made by Eminem
Bro what is your favorite Eminem album
Me: Relapse
by ErikTheEliminator151 January 19, 2023
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released a statement

I released a statement after a hard after watching my first porn of the day.
by Tmosfell May 12, 2023
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lazy relapse

When one tries to be more active and healthy, but relapses back into their addiction of binge Netflix and snacks.
I was going to get a six-pack this summer, but I had a lazy relapse and have been stuck ever since.
by Netflixandsnacks July 22, 2014
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